Date men from United States / California / Woodland Hills, 44 year old

Date a man from Woodland Hills, United States. I have a dead-end job and like to clip my toenails in my spare time. I'm thinking about starting my own religion. I sometimes try to appear smarter by wearing a hat and a blazer.
I have had a life long love affair with bacon.
I'm looking for my soulmate - a sad, depressed and strangely introverted woman who has difficulty expressing her feelings.
Bonus points if you do the hat and blazer thing too

Meet a soulmate from Woodland Hills, United States. I'm single, college educated professional. I am physically fit, work out regularly, and enjoy many indoor and outdoor sports. I was born and raised in Hawaii, and have a easy going/down to earth personality. I am the thrid of four children and currently reside in California. I love hanging out with friends and family, cooking, movies, dining, and vacationing. I like to joke around, laugh, engage in all types of conversations. I am looking for a woman with similar interests, well rounded, and free spirited.

Date someone special from Woodland Hills, United States. Hi, I'm a musician, writer and just started a hair product line..I'm not in to playing games or just hooking up. I'm a very positive person, creative, honest, loyal, i have manners, drive, goals, I don't like mean spirited people, and I don't do drama.
I'm looking for that connection, someone with integrity, to live life with, all the ups and downs the good times and the bad times, someone that can count on me and i them. Someone that likes to learn, have fun. Someone that is real, affectionate, loving, good morals, nice and can go with the flow.

Meet single man from Woodland Hills, United States. I've been told my profile comes off as too snarky. So: I'm making some adjustments...a few annotations, which I have kindly labeled as "[NEW!]".
Dating site advice:
"Talk about your hobbies..."
Building model trains is a "hobby". Stamp collecting is a "hobby". Everything *I* do, however, is serious, serious business.
[NEW!] Examples: I'm a promoter in the dangerous underground world of illegal pot-bellied pig racing.
"...talk about your goals and aspirations..."
To leave the rat race behind and open up a smoothie shop on St. Thomas or in the Seychelles and spend the rest of my life chillin' out.
[NEW!] I'm sincerely dead serious about that.
"...about what makes youself [sic] unique..."
Sic means the misspelling of the word *yourself* was part of the quote. If you didn't know that, this informative tidbit alone should give you a sense of the sort of intellect you're dealin' with here. It's only matched by my ego.
[NEW!] Honestly...I'm regularly humbled by ridiculously smart people, and ~very~ patient with folks who just don't get it. (I used to be a teacher, and a really good one.) Sadly, I don't know enough really smart people. I want to know more. It'd be awesome if you were one of them.
"Women enjoy hearing about your taste in music..."
When it comes to art and entertainment, I'm a professional. My taste is bigger and better than yours. Just standing next to me makes you more cultured and refined.
[NEW!] That's kind of true? I sort of hate that fact...because a lot of people don't truthfully resonate with things like the arts, etc. (usually that means they've never actually had a legitimate experience with a given art form)...but, I can guarantee you this: no one will think you're dating a troglodyte, or a Luddite for that matter. (You see...there I go again, and I'm not even trying. It's a real problem! )
What else do you need to know about me?
[Obligatory slightly over-confident repartee follows...]
I know the lay of the land. I've been around the block a few times. Still, I don't ride a Harley, sometimes I wish I could ride a wave, and I know I can ride your case...if and when that's something that appeals to you. Witty banter is probable. Authenticity is an endangered species in this animal park, but you might find it here. Otherwise...critics confirm: my oeuvre is original; an entertaining albeit well-memorized repertoire delivered with interpretive panache; a gifted sensitivity to the audience and occasion. Fortunate improvisations will have you on your feet. You'll laugh; you'll cry... You'll be glad you did. You might even remember what you were looking for. (I, however, have never forgotten.) If I contacted you, there's a reason.
[Caveats and disclaimers...]
If you smoke anything that slows you down, if you're less than brilliant, beautiful, and bold...you're gonna have a hard time here.
[NEW!] Bonus! Now some straight-foward, random, fun-filled facts about the dude you see in the pictures above...
I'm vegan--and have been one for the last three years--but don't hate meat-eaters. A book, a body-building brother, a trip to China--and even some thoughts about architecture--convinced me to try that out. If you get a cheeseburger, that's fine. Just share your fries.
I am a professional concert producer and technologist. But also a former special operations soldier. So--if your interests aren't ~really~ broad, if you don't dig talking about things like culture just as much as you do about adventure--you'll find me boring. If you're merely a bookworm or librarian, you'll find me overwhelming.
I have a 16-year-old daughter who lives with her mom. She's smart and can spot a problematic woman a mile away. She's very much in the mode of creating her own life now... She doesn't need a mom, but if you're not comfortable around kids, I might not be your best match.

Date a man from California, United States. I would like to find someone who wants to have a mature relationship and a lot of fun. There are many things I would like to do but would also like someone to do them with. I am a single father of a lovely daughter and would like to find someone who has kids or likes kids and wants to eventually be a big part of both our lives.
I'm looking for someone who is emotionally and financially stable but who wants to travel and enjoy doing things together. I have not dated for a long time but I still hold out hope that there is someone out there for me.

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. I will not write a lot as I am already outnumbered by guys typing the smart things to say , Instead I would rather "show" you the right things a man should do.. But I love life and I would love to meet my queen to praise and apreciate everyday I am blessed to have her;)....Guillermo