Date men from United States / California / Woodland Hills, 37 year old

Date single man from Woodland Hills, United States. Hi. My name is Massimo. :) Amidst the chaotic flurry of shopping malls, presidential freeway closures and self serve frozen yogurt stores, exists a place I carved out and call my home. Yes, prone to compliments about my eyebrows, going to the gym a few times a week, and random kitchen explosions from cooking in the style of I love Lucy, my friends describe as someone who gets it and sees the big picture, loyal, intense, and will always be there to hold your hair back when you’re hurling. I'm looking for a connection first... not the type to just rush into anything. I mean, unless you count a sale at a produce stand giving away avocados for 15 cents a piece.
So what if I drive like a crazy foreigner who shouldn’t have a license? Hey, it's not like the sidewalk is being used for much walking these days anyways. Wish they had a bumper sticker that said, "Bullhorn on board, not afraid to use it." Known to local authorities and the Federales… I mean, federal agencies as “pantalones intelligentes” aka “smartie pants,” I tend to believe in truth, justice and walking the line. Excuse me, I'm entitled... to a good laugh, and I have been known to bring 12 items into the 10 items or less line at the market. OH MY GOD!!! I'm gonna burn in hell for that for sure, huh? Small children should leave the room now.
I don't smoke, don't do drugs, but I do make some really great drinks ironically. Mojito anyone? I’m Sicilian, sometimes with a hot temper. My cement shoe size is 13 incase you were wondering, or any of the heads of the 5 families. WARNING! Playing with me can be hazardous to your health. Applicants might want to reference past experience as an "impromptu secret agent/stunt woman" in their response. If you've worn skin tight vinyl, a corset, thigh high boots, and leather gloves while wielding a sharp wit at some point in your adulthood, that's 5 extra brownie points for you... Halloween, undercover Seal Team 6 mission, trip to a department store to return something you don’t have a receipt for, visit to the DMV, or otherwise.
Can you throw caution to the wind, and hurl a goose down pillow half way across the room in a pillow fight? Tell me you can blind a perv at a nightclub with your lipstick mirror, AND make a combustible device with a papaya and lip gloss if stuck in a life or death situation. No stranger to a mechanical bull, YOU are a nerd and a lady all in one. You are confident, passionate and poised. Hello sisssssster! *two snaps and a twist*
Ideas for a first date... just sit for afternoon tea and have a scone? Wtf?! NO!!! My imagination or level of romance isn't sane... neither should yours be either. I'd rather jump off the Huntington Beach pier at 3am with you than do the boring first "date" stuff. Let's take a "stunt driving on the freeway made easy" class (ya know, to hone those secret agent/stunt woman skills of yours), take a brisk motorcycle ride through the canyons, see a LIVE concert, scale down your 2nd story window with a bed sheet to avoid your ex husband, or just go break something. By the way, my thing on here expired, and I can't do more than wink, so write me directly on ya ho o with the same name I use on here. Capish? ;) I look forward to hearing from you soon!
...and your mechanical bull riding stories. ;)
PS: I'm a photographer and cameraman by trade. If nothing else, I'm here to make new friends and network. Anyone in the Film, Television and Music Video biz, feel free to say hi.

Meet someone special from Woodland Hills, United States. I don't need to do anything extravagant to have a good time. I like going to the movies, looking for new and interesting restaurants, reading, almost anything outdoors, and meeting new people.
Top Qualities Include:
* Best kisser you'll ever meet.
* I'm a great listener.
* I clean my own house--regularly. If you're messy we won't match.
* I cook (and the menu is growing).
* I look for the positive side in everything. It takes way too much energy to hate people and be pissed off all the time.
If you'd like to know anything else, please ask.

Date a man from Woodland Hills, United States. I am always ready for adventure and trying new things. I love to spend time at home with my family and being surroudned by good friends. I enjoy traveling, watching movies, good wine, cooking, learning, nature, and working out...
I am happy with my accomplishments. I am ready to start a new chapter in my life and looking for someone to share that with.

Meet a soulmate from Woodland Hills, United States. Welcome to my world....
Let me start off by stating, that as of May 2012, I have been on this site for about 4 months and for that entire time, I have had the following at the very bottom of my profile: "Please put 'Exceptional' in the header when sending me a message" with over 400 emails, guess how many actually put that in the header..... Exactly ZERO. Nobody read all the way to the bottom - - So, with that said,let's be honest.... My pictures are what matters.... If you don't think I am cute, then it doesn't matter what I write here.
What I seek:
a) Cute, intelligent, witty and fun, 26 to 42.
b) Physically, I prefer: White, Latino, Asian and Indian - 5' to 5'8", slim to average.
c) I have no preference when it comes to: Your job, your car or your child status.
What I am looking for:
a) A long-term relationship and/or eventual marriage.
b) Someone to cuddle with at night and wake up with in the morning.
c) Someone to travel with to exotic places
d) Someone who can stimulate me mentally as much as physically.
e) Someone who is HONEST, trustworthy, loyal and dependable
What I offer:

a) Not too bad to look at (so, I have been told)
b) I don't live at home, my car is not going to be repoed, I don't have roommates.
c) I don't have kids or baby mama drama.
d) I don't cheat, lie or deceive.
e) I do kiss well, love to spoon and enjoy growing old together...
Sounds good - Send me a message - You never know, until you try.