Date men from United States / California / Hillcrest, 44 year old

Date a man from California, United States. Instead of giving you a self-indulgent narrative, I refer you to the following reviews:
"He is a fantastic conversationalist, amusing, smart, attractive, and sexy as hell. Oh girl, the back rubs were incredible -- the man's got magic fingers. Anyway, I wish it had worked out between us, but we ended up on opposite ends of the country. My loss."
-Former girlfriend
"I'm biased because I'm his mother, but objectively my son is an excellent catch. He's responsible and calls at least once a week and is a good boy. And my son is a professor for God's sake. A PROFESSOR. I tried to set him up with the daughters of all my friends, but instead he gets on some internet dating site -- as if some machine can match my son up with the perfect girl better than his own mother. Ridiculous."
-Mother
"Hard working, determined, team player -- good guy to have around. I don't think he ever stole office supplies."
-Former Boss
"Yes he sometimes works long hours. Yes he is a news junky -- it seems like he is always listening to NPR's All Things Considered or Science Friday. Yes he is a little eccentric. But he is hell-a fun. He took me to museums, trips, hikes, concerts, and to weird dive bars. He's also fit and looks young for his age. He jogs, plays volleyball, goes to yoga. And he love nature -- mountains, ocean, gardens, animals of all kinds, bacteria growing in petri dishes. He tries to dance but never had time for lessons, so it's kind of pathetic. Highly recommended."
-Another former girlfriend
"Great guy, but always f's up the subjunctive and por/para. He really needs to date a hot latina who can help him with his Spanish."
-Professora de espanol
So there you have it... If you are a good conversationalist, honest, socially/politically aware of the larger world, open-minded, comfortable in your own skin, and have a good sense of humor (with an appreciation for the absurd), send me a note. If not, good luck in your search!