Date men from United States / California / Sausalito, 45 year old

Date a man from California, United States. He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parents’ advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. OK, this is really an interesting concept, trying to catch someone's interest this way... but I am a writer, so no excuses. Here goes...
I've published books on Notre Dame football, the New York Giants, the Dallas Cowboys and Michael Jordan. I am only a fan of one of those three teams. I have also ghost written books on Amy Winehouse and Eminem. And I was a contributing author to a book called Power of the Dog, which is all about the amazing things pooches can do ... detecting major illnesses, working with autistic kids and sensing harm to their human companions. I also write those little two- or three-sentence blurbs about players that are on the back of Topps sports cards. As for my day job ...
I used to be a sports writer and have done a little on-air work for an NBC affiliate in Florida. Now I do consulting work for a major power on the Web and don't know a lot of people here yet, as a newbie Californian. But I love it here. I spend a lot of time running in the mountains of Marin, playing a little acoustic guitar and singing. I'll open my sliding glass door and sing a little louder next time, if you might want to hear iffy renditions of the Avett Bros., Counting Crows, Fratellis, Manchester Orchestra and the like. Oh, and the Beatles. They have a lot of songs that sound good on an acoustic. Even when I play 'em.