Date single man from United States. (Headline) BREAKING NEWS:
Match Dating Scene Shocked!!
ASSOCIATED PRESS - Early this morning Match dot com online dating service was rocked by the arrival of a "great guy". Years since a gentleman of this quality has been on the site, women of Match have been advised to act quickly. Local Match officials have confirmed the arrival of “ADrivingRain”, prompting them to address how this might affect their site and the abundance of average guys that currently saturate the website. Match's top official stated “It has been years since we have witnessed a guy with such exceptional character, charm, personality, and qualities. We may not witness this opportunity for the woman on Match for years to come”.
Finally the perpetual question asked by women around the world “Where are all the good guys?” has been answered. Match officials fear that woman, without the familiarity of such character will not recognize the opportunity that has presented itself to them. “women won’t realize what sits right in front of their face” an official was overheard repeating.
Men of the Match dating scene have been sent searching for a way to respond to this challenging competition. Mr. Average Joe, released this statement in response to this mornings news. “This guy is the Cary Grant/Michael Jordan combined, of Match dating. Gentlemen, we are now faced with the reality that the bar has been raised. I suggest we all examine this guys qualities and get our sh%& together and follow suit”.
UPDATE:
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MATCH!! (see excerpts below)
Match: Sources have indicated that you might consider yourself somewhat of an Alpha Male. How do you respond to this accusation?
DRain: I don't apologize; I tell women of Match, go for Mr. Wussie if that’s what you desire. Of course I believe in a 50/50 partnership, but if the sh!t hits the fan; I will be the one standing in front protecting my partner and my family.
Match: We understand that you come from a family of 10? How has that influenced who you are today?
DRain: With nine siblings it was survival of the fittest! It taught me to communicate and gave me the skills to get along in any social setting and/or with most people.
Match: What do you value most about having six sisters?
DRain: They taught me, or should I say intimidated me, into understanding woman, their wants/needs and how to satisfy them. Most importantly, they tought me to respect women.
Match: Is it true that you love to laugh and appreciate a woman that has a sense of humor and a smile?
DRain: It’s true, but the woman must be willing to handle my sometimes dry and sarcastic humor. Sometimes I wake up at night laughing at my thoughts!
Match: Is it true you maintain a healthy lifestyle?
D: I am fortunate to have good health and strive to stay healthy and active. I am not a muscle head though!
Match: We understand you were born in Montana. Would you consider yourself diverse and cultured?
D: I am a small town Montana boy at my core. I have balanced my fortunate upbringing with travel, living in diverse cities, and exposing myself to art, music, literature, culture, and diverse people their beliefs. I continue to grow from my strong foundation every day.
Match: What are you hoping to find in a woman?
D: A woman that is unpretentious, can laugh at herself, comfortable in her own skin, and willing to explore each day of the rest of our lives together. A great ass wouldn't hurt either!
Smile, laugh, romance, silly, active, fit, life long learner, traveler, work hard, play hard, balance, respect, nature, music, words, kisses, passionate, strong hands, believe, give, share, understand, appreciate, happy, good stock, family, friends, character, trust, tradition, open mind, compassion…………..this is just a taste. I invite you to the feast!
Meet a man from United States. I stay very active and love the outdoors.. Love to laugh, travel and hang out with my friends. Love concerts, live performances and music in general… been known to cook and entertain when I have time...
P.s. If you have a local city posted as your place of residence and live out of the country PLEASE move on..
Date someone special from United States. Yes – we can have it all.
There are 7 billion people on the planet. That leaves you and me with only one thing to do…. find each other.
Life is more enjoyable when sharing goals and experiences with a partner.
Good communication is one of the keys to the successful relationship we enjoy. You appreciate being understood and I appreciate the opportunity to understand and brick by brick, we build a great life on solid communication.
Chemistry is important to us both and we got it. You value honesty and trust and enjoy the confidence in knowing you have a partner that adores you and there are no limits to the greatness we enjoy together.
We don’t worry about money much; if at all. We are both financially responsible and self-supporting but together we are really strong. We can buy whatever we want and spend our discretionary income on the things we enjoy doing together.
We enjoy exchanging ideas with each other and the things we have learned along the way. We both value education and intelligence and perhaps a good debate from time to time but always ending in such a way were we are both the better for the experience.
You love giving sweetness and kindness and I love giving it right back to you. Life is truly great when you know your partner is there to share your joy. Even the simple things in life like taking a walk or getting ready for bed are more enjoyable when you have a partner willing to give and receive.
It would be great if you had an interest in horseback riding on beautiful Mount Diablo where I own a few horses or fly-fishing in places like Montana and Pennsylvania and I look forward to enjoying your favorite things.
We share so many interests such as going into the city for a show or a concert. Dressing up and going out to dinner or just curling up on the couch to watch a movie. We are both “down to earth” but enjoy new experiences and adventures.
You either don’t have children or they are of college age because this is a time for us to enjoy our life and the things we enjoy. We raised, or are almost finished raising our kids and are enjoying interacting with them as adults swooping in from time to time to provide guidance, love and support. While family is important to us, this is our time to enjoy!
We have many things to talk about and experiences to share. It all starts with a smile and a “hello”. I will watch for you! :)
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