Date a soulmate from Sausalito, United States. White male. Charming, goofy writer-boy (published songwriter, a novelist and screenwriter), highly unconventional in a most subversive way. More stats: 5’8” 171 lbs., great butt, broad shoulders, bats left, throws right. All my own hair (SP) on top. Make a mean cobbler baked ziti. Excellent trivia partner. Will take you to quirky, out-of-the-way dive bars, introduce you to new cocktails, and even let you wear my coat if you get cold. Dogs (I love labs) absolutely love me. So do infants and little kids I don’t know why, maybe �cause I’ve had so many already…very divorced, very available. I brush my teeth. A lot. I adore intimacy, kissing, and physical contact. I wish I could go and fetch you a nice glass of wine or a cocktail while you browse…like a gallery opening, or a Harry Potter party…wouldn’t that be civilized? Yes. Then you could meander about at your leisure, sipping your drink as you took in all these ridiculously insane oversized canvasses of me rendered in pseudo Third World dictator fashion with curious titles such as “Whoops!” and “Wow!” and the very popular “boom-shacka-lacka-BOOM!” I am all about the mishpooka. Especially in the bedroom. There’s nothing hotter than a woman in the shivering, stiffening, toe-curling throes of La Petite Mort…crying out at the top of her lungs “OHHHH B*A*B*Y!”
Here are a few of my favorite things (in no particular orde, feel free to skim if you like):
Wonderwall, Lucian Freud, baseball games, my garden, anywhere in Italy, my city my home, cooking, laughing, public fornication in front of a peace officer…not!, making love in the morning with the window open so we can hear the birds chirping, reading voraciously, writing like nobody’s business, reading in bed, The King's Speech, Italian food, the English language, Tennessee Williams, David Lindley and his cool compadre Tommy Fitzgerro, Coco Chanel, Seinfeld, the sunrise, tantric/yoni massage, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, holding hands, more kissing, more laughing, figs, intelligent and inspiring women, Shania’s “In your eyes”, Brazenhead, Joe Capp, The Pretender, Phillip Roth, damn I love tennis and I could never beat bjk, King of the guitar, sweet Anne in Carroll Gardens, The Pierre and The Carlsyle, Balthazar in Soho, Tahiti Nui, my blackberry cobbler, women in hats, Cafe' Habana on Elizabeth and Linda, E-man, Wendell Berry, my three wondrous kids and my first who didn’t make it but still exists where it counts, Ulysses...the greatest book of all time, Gibson’s in Chicago, kissing is the new black, hints, Coco Chanel again, anywhere in Italy, Peter Lugar’s steakhouse in Brooklyn, PILOT P-700 PENS (0.7 black)…A MUST ALWAYS, the back of a woman's neck, blue water, 8 rue du Mont Cenis Paris-France, Dostoevsky, Parker Posey, faith, King Cuisine, the light of being, Hanalei Bay, PBS, Palace of Fine Arts, Dean DeLuca, Elaine’s, E-Man, Caveass, Laird, 38th and Madison, the late great Duva, Boulder, Co., phrases that find you, Cartell, the lovely Lena from London, Wendell Berry, Moleskine ruled notepads, NPR, Caveass, Billy DuSheki, Friday Harbor, the soul of a woman...applause! Ketel One gimlets straight up--occasionally, Conti’s pizza in Princeton, NJ, my songs, la Guria bakery, Delfina’s Pizzeria on 18th St., Johnny boy at the piano, the angel from Park high school in Baltimore, the old Neal, high thread count white shirts, all things Godzilla, being bombarded with kisses when I wake up, Laudee,
Curb Your Enthusiasm, the tooth ferry, purple green, humility.