Date women from United States / California / Corte Madera, 41 year old

Date someone special from Corte Madera, United States. I'm easy to hang out with, funny, attractive, intelligent, intuitive, somewhat nerdy, analytical, young at heart, brutally honest, creative, extremely curious, and adventurous. I like to use my brain. Oh, and I love to laugh. Pretty much all of the things that you pay your best friends to say!
Loves: In a nutshell and taken with a grain of salt!
First and foremost...my bambinos, anything peanut butter, boys names for girls, PBS, pretty dresses, instant gratification, swearin' like a sailor, Bobby Darin, cucumber scented bath products, my parents, naps, lucid dreaming, going to movies, frosting, metallic colored accessories, movie theatre popcorn, astrology, paintings of birds, wandering/driving with no purpose, talking to myself, trivia of any sort, round table pizza, wearing hats, broadway shows, artificial banana flavor, Philip Seymour-Hoffman, Tilda Swinton, Laura Linney, Jason Bateman, and Jeff Daniels, making to-do lists, crossing things off to-do lists, all things chocolate, baklava ice cream, ginger ale, gossiping, high, high heels, jeans, Willie Nelson, off-road camping, sequins/feathers/ruffles/fur, honesty, sun-dried tomato and chicken salad from Woodlands market, dusk, old houses, hot, hot baths x 2 daily, making perfume, crazy people, nuts (both food and people), stimulating conversations, iced triple espresso with cream and sugar, men who know exactly how i like my espresso, clean sheets, rib-eye steaks, the word "allegedly", pluots, the last scene in Defiance when the brother saves the other brother,the smell of tuberose/jasmine/honeysuckle, being nosy, going to salvage shops and flea markets, art (any medium), funny guys who make me laugh, non-stop rockin', doin' it right on the wrong side of town, and sweet, sweet lovin'.
Dislikes: Again, in a nutshell and taken with a grain of salt!
Liars, nausea, vain braggarts, bossy bessies, the always cheerful, Red Bulls, bad table manners, poor grammar, waiting for anything, Juicy Couture, magicians and ventriloquists, bodily function/fluid words such as "mucous", "enzyme juice", and "saliva", real birds, all things "Twilight", small talk, artificial berry flavor, stage IV decubitus ulcers, black licorice, eggplant, passive-aggresive people, adults who wear santa hats, vegans, tank tops on men, goatees, unfulfilled expectations, dawn, daytime tv, completing an item that is not on my to-do list thereby depriving myself of crossing thing off of said to-do list, praying mantis', mean teachers, alfalfa sprouts, suspenders, babies with pierced ears, fake parmesan cheese, loud noises, vacuuming, itchy/scratchy clothing material, any of the "Real Housewives" shows, skinny girls that never eat, liars, carnations and baby's breath, pumpkin pie, organ meats, people who think they are superior because they don't watch tv, the words "you should/you shouldn't", delayed gratification, hypocrites, militant cyclists, people with no opinions of their own, and last but not least...those damned raw vegetables.
What I'm looking for: Mutual adoration and respect, honesty (of course), GREAT sense of humor (highly subjective, I know), intelligent (I think humor and intelligence are directly related), one who "has my back" and I them, one who genuinely likes women, motivated, successful, edgy, responsible yet spontaneous and playful, insanely good communication skills, a "partner in crime", and last but not least, GREAT chemistry!! How 'bout dem apples?
Not to sound overly picky or critical but what I'm not interested in:
Men who are looking for women that are half their age, looking for women within a 500 mile radius, and/or do not post somewhat recent photos.
PS All pictures were taken in the last year with the exception of the one with the pirate patch friend...that was three years ago!