Date women from United States / California / West Los Angeles, 41 year old

Date a woman from United States. This is my second go around with Match and I'm hoping for equally fun yet more successful results.
About me: I still get seated at the kidРІР‚в„ўs table. I have a PhD in silliness. I am far more impressed by kindness and generosity than wealth or celebrity. That said though, I think Mr. Peanut is so damn dapper. I have a fantastic sense of direction. Banksy is pretty awesome in my humble opinion. I spoke fluent Spanish as a child and remember virtually none of it - which makes life in California difficult. I admire vegans but I could never give up Brazilian BBQ. I think men who are good at crossword puzzles are incredibly sexy. I'm the world's best gift wrapper. I totally understand the public's fascination with Johnny Cash. I regret not keeping my journals from my teen years. I'd like to visit Antarctica someday - hopefully while it's still frozen. I hanker to meet someone whose intellect eclipses their looks. Someone for whom philosophical discourse, creative nonsense and comfortable silence are all equally valid forms of communication. Someone independent, compassionate and other-culture/ethnicity/sexual orientation-friendly is a must.
About you: Are you tall, dark a handful? Well, if not, don't be afraid - I just need to find you smart and funny. You are able to take a ribbing and have enough mischievous spirit that you can also dole one out. You should be outgoing, well-informed and have opinions, but also be open-minded and emotionally mature. You are independent, self-confident and assertive, yet also love to be challenged and won't be embarrassed if I offer to pay the bill. You don't need to be taken care of but sometimes you'll let me do it anyway. You know how to say "Thank you," and "I'm sorry." You are at ease with your body and yourself. Your ex doesn't come up in everyday conversation. You have been told that you are romantic, nurturing and sweet or some combination of the equivalent. You do not do drugs and are just as happy ending the evening with milk and cookies as you are a cocktail. You are college educated. You enjoy intimacy in all its various forms. You can't wait to meet my part-time dogs!

Meet someone special from United States. I'm sweet and self sufficient. I love animals, especially dogs. I like to laugh and travel. Originally from the East Coast. I've lived in NYC and Tokyo before moving to LA.
Looking for someone that is kind, loyal, attractive, worldly and charismatic. Yes, I kind of want it all :) This someone must like animals, be fit, active and hopefully have a great sense of humor.

Date a soulmate from United States. If you'd like a glimpse into my world... these are some of my Facebook posts;
Life is halarious. No wonder everyone in LA is writing a script!!!
Obama is seriously messing with my perfectly planned night!!!
To be productive or just roll over and go to sleep. That is the question...
Valentine's Day Pedicures and chocolates with MY valentine!
Cute but...can I walk in these?
It's nice to be loved one hundred, billion, million!
My five year old is rocking out to "Dream On" by Aerosmith. Didn't think I'd hear that atleast until she had discovered "p-o-t".
"So tired of having patience. I'd just like to be my ranting and raving self again, please."
"I have really really good bartender karma!"
"Zzyzx"
"Off to Tahoe!"
"Powerberries at Trader Joe's. Enjoy my new addiction..."
"?4 hours sleep... here goes nothing."
I'm refocusing, not avoiding reality tonight."
"Anyone else hate watching movies in 3D?"
"You can't even fathom intellectual torture until you've read really bad 6th Grade essays."
"Beautiful day for a ride up the coast on the back of a bike. I love LA in the winter."
"Hmmm, how did I get myself into this one?"
"Life is good when you can't decide who is your favorite bartender!"
"My mentos and coke experiment not working as well as I had hoped."
"?20 min of controversy over homework which consisted of coloring your birthday cake month and writing the date...I know, right!?!"
"I don't wanna get up. Is it a snow day?"
"?5 min to get the key out of my doorknob, Cheers!"
"Online ordering a new tail light that my girlfriend and I after cocktails have concluded should be no problem at all to replace :)"
"Focus on the little things. That's what will get you through the day."
"I heart my iPod. I can't hear you, world!"
"Cute Lil 22 year old Dylan from Modern Family just told me I was a gorgeous mom. Happy Mothers Day to Me!!!"
"So excited, I may kiss the UPS driver today!"
"Laughed until my stomach ached. What would I do without my girlfriends?"