Date men from United States / California / Carpinteria, 67 year old

Date single man from Carpinteria, United States. I am a writer and I fancy a sense of humor in my very old age...but, I crawl into a wetsuit and body surf, still function up and ready, except for a bad shoulder from a recent cycling accident. Truck ran me off the highway in Sacto. I could buy the farm tomorrow or live another thirty years, and will give a 500,000.00 life insurance policy to my honey when the time comes. Yes, it;s a bribe. You must have your own income, and you can move in for a week at a time, but must leave me on good terms and not jump in the sack with someone else because you feel neglected, are angry or just a wonton slut. You can be a wonton slut, but you must by my wonton slut. I like a beautiful female body lying next to me when we are both at our peaks for the day. Sex is important, but lingering eye contact and gentle touch is also great. I'd like you to be somewhat of a follower. What I like to do must please you, so if I wanted to walk the beach with you, or hear an opera in SB, I expect my love to say: Perfect Superman, I"ll fly with you...or walk. I cannot stress how physical a man of my intellectual superiority is visually. If you come to my lair, you should drop clothes and look good as you hang with me. I on the other hand I like to wear a swim suit or a towel. I"m an artist and thusly have a propensity for looking. I appreciate with my eyes. This is why this dating service for me is such a long shot. And convrsely why if she exists will be perfect for me. I am a Mensan so high IQ goes without saying. If this bothers you, or you feel inferior, so what? Only two percent of people in world are smarter than I am. So they say. I think I am dumb as a rock. I guess a fear I have is falling for someone and then being left. Even at my ancient age my feelings are as tender as a dumb teenager. Let's see if I can give you a feel for a day at the beach with yours truly: Let's say its our first date. We meet at Von's in Carpinteria and check each other out and you go holy crap this guy is an old fart. I look at you and say, this is too good to be true, will she really take off her shorts and change into my shorty wetsuit in my living room?
You have to like coffee so we buy Starbucks. Then kind of self consciously climb into your car, or mount our bikes, or walk through town to the beach. You are Mimi from LaBoeme and your candle has gone out but I am going to light it for you again. Most of the time I am silent, so if this bothers you not to talk, find an excuse to leave and godspeed to you. If you can take the silence, with an occassional grunt, things will develop well. We stop at my rental and enter to change into suits or wet suits depending on the water temp. Your bady is more beautiful than I could imagine and I stand amazed you are real when I look at myself in the mirror. Who is that old man in my apartment? I make French roast and we fill cups and head out with chair, umbrella, towels and snacks for a day of sun and sand. I have bought an exceptional wine for you, and although I do not imbibe, this does not bother you. I must take vicodin for shoulder pain. You are either a water or earth sign. Pisces and libra work well with me. Although I have dated all signs, but cannot tolerate a Leo. Sorry.
Symbolically, an earth sign allows herself to absorb water. Cute, but my experience tells me this is accurate or one damn big coincidence. Tired of the ocean and sand, we head back, climb the spiral staircase to the shower and wash each other off. We end up in bed for the next several hours. You realize that my woman and her happiness is my primary concern in the BR..or shower, or woods. Hugh Hefner with no money. Remember that. We could also have a rule that there is not sex for the first ten dates. At this point, we are happy with each other and think YEH-ah, or there is no future. If there is a measure of enjoyment, a friendship could develop like walk buddies, or cycle buddies. Try to think total package however. This too open for you? You're not he

Meet a man from Carpinteria, United States. I'll have to give this more thought, but off the top of my balding head I guess: music (jazz, folk, brass band), antique machinery, good conversation, Mexican food and an open view of the outside world.