Date men from United States / California / Three Rivers, 49 year old

Date someone special from United States. I'm looking for a partner in crime. To go out and not take it
to seriously. Enjoying each other company and see were it takes us.I'm not trying to be aloft and not looking for nsa or fwb.
There are many thing in my life were kicking it up a notch is required . Getting to know a person takes time. Looking for a woman who's young at heart, who would giggle at my corny jokes. I am guy who is secure with his emotions ( organized crime) affectionate ( crime of passion) and like to be playful ( curfew violation crime.)
Even thou my kids are in college,(Disorderly conduct crime)
They are a big part of my life.
Please , no law enforcement lady's
:)