Date men from United States / California / Norwalk, 49 year old

Date single man from United States. I was forged in the heart of a sentient diamond and sent here spiraling through the far reaches of space and time. I frequently bend the laws of physics to my will. I once dug a hole all the way to China. I enjoy full contact marshmallow fights. I crossed the Pacific ocean on the back of a giant sea turtle. I speak fluent Penguin. I've discovered three new species of fish, one comet and a new primary color. I've touched rainbows (they feel like silk) and cast my shadow onto the afternoon sky. When bored, I tread water in my bathtub.
Have I got your attention now? If not, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. There's a quiz at the end of this profile. I'll know if you only looked at my pics.
Who am I? Well, I'm a great guy living a fantastic life. I've got no worries. Everyday's a sunny day for me.
I'm good looking (Well, if my Mom says it, then it's gotta be true, right?), employed, disease free, happy and very articulate. Why, I can dazzle you all night long with big important sounding words.
I don't need to put on my best behavior because my best behavior is 'on' 24/7.
I enjoy public displays of affection. I'm great with kids and animals love me. Well, except for that crazy monkey at the San Diego zoo who threw, well, let's just call it "stuff" at me. Now, did I pick that 'stuff' up and throw it back at him? Only my friend who was with me and that monkey will ever know.
I'm also a strong, passionate, loyal and affectionate guy who plays on the edge from time to time. Look out if you ever hear me say....
"Is your seat belt buckled? I want to try something"
If my friends described me, I think they'd share that if they were in need, they know I would be the first to come running. Heck, I'd probably come carrying cash, a ladder, rope, clean underwear, dynamite and some tequila.
Do they think I'm funny? Doubt it. They would probably tell you that I can't tell a joke (I keep forgetting the darn punch line).
I know my pals sometimes think I talk too much, especially when I'm flapping my gums about something that I'm excited about.
Finally, I bet that they just might tell you I can sometimes be a bit overconfident ("You don't think I can jump over that ravine? Well just watch me!")
I'm a sucker for any kind of live music, even if it's just you belting out a tune. Heh, that's a lie. If you can't sing, promise you won't do it in front of me. In return, I'll promise not to juggle chainsaws in front of you.
Now, who am I looking for?
You must be able to tolerate me embarrassing myself in public simply for your amusement.
I would like my partner to be enchanting and funny (Ha-Ha funny, not psycho stalker funny).
You would enjoy going out for dinner and drinks or occasionally cruising through a local burger joint.
You feel fantastic whether you are dressed up, down, sideways or inside out. With any luck, you enjoy dancing as much as I do. Really, let's go shake our bootys together.
Wait! There's more! Like me, you are passionate about life, quick to laugh and understand communication is key. Hopefully, you don't let the little things get to you.
Still reading my short novel? Well if you smiled at any time, then we are all ready off to a great start.
Somewhere out there is that one in a million, needle in a haystack, chance of a lifetime gal for me. So... are you out there, lurking somewhere in the mists of the internet?
My pics are about 7 years old. Ha! Kidding... Pics are from 2011 through June '12. My vital stats... 5' 9" and a solid 187 lbs.
If you're a serial dater, we won't be a good match. But if you like cereal, I'll be happy to pour the milk for you!
My daughter's 24 years old.
You men who wink at me... come on, I mean, really?
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Meet a soulmate from United States. Thank you match for helping me find a wonderful woman.I am no longer looking.Connie you are awsome:)I am too lazy to figure out how to cancile,so this is my way.lol Thank you Connie for giving me that chance,you are a good Granny:)

Date a man from United States. My friends think of me as a nice person who is shy at times but sincere , and willing to have fun
What makes me smile is when I go to the beach or
when I am in contact with nature and appreciate how the best things in life are free.
The smile on peoples faces or kids playng in the sand .
I am grateful for being alive, and being able to enjoy whatever free time I have for myself.
I am hoping to atract someone who is eager to have fun to share happy moments whether is walking along the beach or going places, and someone who can look beyond the superficial and to what really matters the feelings that can grow in a relationship,they stay with you forever.
My social life as of now needs some improvement .
other than family outings. and occasional dates
am very passionate about the people I care about.
problem solving. and some sports.

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