Date men from United States / California / Upland, 49 year old

Date a man from California, United States. If ya got no sense of humor and you're not a fan of witty commentary, you'll HATE my profile.
I sleep with a night light on, only because the dark is afraid of me. I was once promoted to a God, but I turned down the demotion. When the owl asks 'who'... the answer is always ME! If I ride in your car, its resale value will instantly increase. Satellites have been launched into orbit for my personal benefit. I can speak French, in Russian. The galaxy revolves around my backside. If I disagree with you, it is because you are wrong. I live vicariously through myself. My charisma is visable from space. The contents of my tacos refuse to fall from the shell. If I forget postage, the letter still gets there. My reputation is expanding faster than the universe. I can crack a bank vault with a wink and a smile.
LOL huh... love those 'most interesting man' commercials... BUT... I'm NOT really that egotistical... haha! I'm witty, sparatically scarcastic with a wack sense of humor... AND... every other guy on this site lacks the charm, wit and intelligence that is unique to only me. Gotta few mountain waterfall hiking spots and unique beach locations I like visiting... wanna go? OK... nuff about me... what about you? Which secluded waterfall or remote beach location would you like a tour of? I'll bet you a pina collata at Trader Vic's you've never been there... ;)

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. I love giving to others. My greatest joy is seeing others happy from something you did for them. The actual giving is the small part. The receiving of a warm smile from someone else's spirit is golden. I am a caring heart and I love to help others in need. As a kid I always took up for the kid that got bullied. I believe selflessness is the key along with love in resolving a lot of the world's problems. I love a woman who loves others and who takes pride in being a woman. I love to spoil a woman who makes me feel like a man. I am traditional and I believe in sending flowers, candies at anytime and just showering affection on that special lady. We must love our women and make them feel like the Queens on earth. The perfection of a man is in his spirit. It is how he treats everyone around him. If a man gets along with his mother, sisters etc., he probably is a keeper. A real man sees the beauty of a woman in what she does and not how she looks. If you are a perfect 10 in looks but you can't speak to a homeless person what value is that. So, yes beauty is beneath the skin.

Date someone special from California, United States. I like joking around and laugh at real life jokes. I like women with good sense of humor and positive attitude. Someone who doesn't crumble under pressure. Someone sweet and sensitive but very smart at the same time.

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