Date men from United States / California / Pebble Beach, 50 year old

Date a man from California, United States. I love to laugh, at myself, and when I see myself in others. I take care of myself and would like to date someone who does the same. If you drive around for 5 minutes looking for the closest parking spot, you probably should keep driving.
I always like traveling but I don't travel as much as I would like. I need you to help with that. (me getting away). Perhaps someplace exotic. I have a friend who just went to North Korea; I would be totally up for that. You don't happen to be friends with Kim Jung Ill? Even if your college roommate is his first cousin twice removed, that might get us in. Not to make light of the total human tragedy in N. Korea. The total unsustainability of something that has managed to last for 60 years interests me.
Would love to go to Alaska, but in late August or early September, not now, it is Alaska. Maybe a cruise.
I'm a software consultant, for fun. Help me stop!
I'm a bit competitive, but enjoy seeing others be successful too.
You are single (right?), athletic, close to your immediate family, you love the outdoors. NO to everything new is a turn off. You smile more than frown. Books more than TV (no worms please).
I live in the Monterey Bay area and have a second home in Long Beach. Enjoy the fog and the sun, and especially the Central Coast conifers. Oaks too.
A fun first date would be a bike ride on the beach strand or an art museum visit. With a bite to eat afterwards.
As far as Politics, I'm a tree hugging conservative. Hopefully you hug trees too, the conservative part can be a topic for conversation.
I l-o-v-e stimulating conversation. Last books I read were 'The Match King' and 'Enough'.
If you are in to Bikram yoga or orienteering, we should talk. With orienteering I love the feeling of running and thinking 100%, 100% of the time. Don't know of any other sport that's quite the same. Bikram too, If you are into it, you can't really think of anything else while you are practicing.
Ok. That was all over the board, but I'm trying to summarize my life and personality in 4000 chars or less, and not lose your interest. Can't help but be a little choppy. Hopefully we can meet and talk. For hours.