Date men from United States / California / Montclair, 50 year old

Date someone special from United States. I'm a good man who needs to find a woman who is understanding, kind, compassionate, loyal, care-free, fun-loving, beautiful, funny, witty, intelligent, thrifty, beautiful, nice, considerate, patient, sexy, resourceful, beautiful, great sense of humor, (how many characters do I have left?), highly educated (not really), a good cook, and beautiful. I don't think that's a lot to ask for. Did I mention rich?