Date a man from Los Feliz, United States. They say open with a joke, so…
A man walks into a dentist’s office and says, “Ya gotta help me, doc. I think I’m a moth.” The doctor says, “I’m a dentist.” The man says, “I know.” The dentist says, “You need to see a psychiatrist.” The man says, “I know.” The dentist says, “Why did you come in here?” The man says, “You’re light was on.”
I'd like to meet an intelligent, educated woman with a healthy appetite for romance, someone who would like to see movies, plays and concerts with me. I don't follow sports (football is the one with the helmets, right?) and don't care at all for the Stooges. I would like to meet someone with whom to share good wine and conversation and an occasional trip, be it overseas or two days in Vegas. That is not to say that I'm only looking for a date. At this point in my life I would very much like to meet someone with whom I am so comfortable, and who is so comfortable with me, that we want to spend the rest of our lives together.
Let’s be pragmatic: at our age, we have to accept that there will be a certain amount of baggage. Although my baggage fits comfortably in the overhead compartment, if there is turbulence it might fall out. I expect to see your dirty laundry from time to time as well. There's no way to have another person in your life and not occasionally have them ruin your sleep. It's part of being alive. No winks, please. The girl for me always has something to say.
Meet a soulmate from Los Feliz, United States. Looking for a partner in crime. I'm funny, romantic, look younger than I am . No drama. I still like to party at 55 but I'm a gentleman in all situations. I love nice things, including women. I'm looking for someone adventurous and who knows who they are. Life's short and I don't want any regrets. It's better to regret the things you've done then regret the things you haven't done. Let's rock it, kick it, travel and have a good time. Who knows where it will lead? Let's find out hotstuff.