Date men from United States / California / Aptos, 56 year old

Date a man from Aptos, United States. My New Year's Resolutions:
-Naughty this year. I was nice last year and that didn't work out so well. First naughty thing this year was eating a donut off someone else's desk.
-Gaining more bad habits. Sloth has a lot of appeal. While you are climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro or skiing the slopes of Zermatt, I'll be waiting with hot chocolate in the lodge.
-I could work harder, or I could just figure ways to take credit for the work of those around me.
-Since I work for the government, I've seen my share of people who get promoted because they suck up to management. This year I vow to become one of those people.
-Instead of getting in better shape, I vow to just be seen with people who are in worse shape than me.
-I'd like to express my feelings more and be more communicative in a relationship, or maybe it would just be easier to find someone who could read my mind.
-I usually mix ironic humor with interesting facts for my students. This year they can do without the interesting facts.
-I vow to find a way to make chocolate a breakfast food
-Instead of seeing life as a series of challenges that we learn and grow from, I vow to see it as an opportunity to blame our childhoods for everything that doesn't go right. Since my childhood was fairly normal, maybe I could use yours.
-I have a list of self-improvement goals. The first is to improve on texting more during meetings while pretending to pay attention.
-I vow not to give 110% in a relationship because it is not mathematically possible. Maybe we could each give 90% and use that other 10% for cheesecake.
-Finally I want to stop, savor each moment and become a more enlightened person. I am sure there is an iPhone app for that.
I have a busy life that keeps me interested in the world around me. I am passionate about my work but I don’t let it consume me. I choose to live near the ocean because after dealing with the stress of what I see at work, I like to come home to a place that is nurturing and calm. I love to unwind by cooking, listening to music and making a fire. OMG, my life is sounding like a chick flick. Did I mention I do carpentry? Or that I was considering training for a triathlon, but after horseshoes, I forgot the other two sports.
During the day I protect abused and neglected children. At night I teach people how to profile criminals. My degree is in psychology. So if you are a pathological liar with homicidal tendencies, I’ll probably know it. On the other hand, if you are really cute, I can overlook certain things.
I find intelligence, wit and a sense of adventure very attractive in a partner.
By the way all the photos are mine. Godzilla attacking San Fransisco is a simulation.