Date men from United States / California / Arroyo Grande, 65 year old

Date someone special from United States. I'm in my 60's; I feel like the 30's; I smell nice; I make a good salary; I'm very well read; I fit in with most situations; I dress well; strangers and friends love my style; I'm losing my hair, but in a sophisticated, chic, trendy manner; As far as balding guys go, I'm sort of cute; I have a clean bathroom; I put the seat down; I have 4 bicycles; I am in good shape; My motorcycle is old, but very well respected; I walk on beaches, but only when forced; I’ve known only one guy who actually liked to dance, His name was Jorge and he was gay; I like friendly, non-rabid dogs; I am funny; I never criticize someone without first walking a mile in their shoes, so that if I do criticize them, I'm a mile away and I have their shoes; I laugh a lot; I am spiritual; I like garage sales; I cook; I'm a good kisser; I know wine; I read a lot; I played the tuba; I'm witty; I'm charming; I like my In-N-Out animal-style (it’s a California thing); I have strong hands; I love to massage beautiful, soft feet for hours.
You are a kind, peaceful person; You want to build a warm, caring, stable relationship; You have a great sense of humor; You love to nurture; You like pets; you cry over people and pets, not over material things that will never cry over you; You know those who have money and power have the impression of having a lot of friends, but you know they aren’t real friends; they are the friends of money and power; You like animals, but you’re not looking for a mink in your closet, a jaguar in your garage and a jackass to pay for them; You have the ability to trust and be trustworthy; You are adventurous, passionate, open, happy, and considerate; You aren't afraid to ask for what you want and need; Your mind, your emotions and your body are in good condition; You delight in your healthy libido and sexuality; You are not undergoing electro-shock therapy; Your name is not in the DSM-4; You are not a religious fundamentalist; Sarah Palin is not your hero; You don’t carry a stun-gun or mace; You have a well used library card. You are a real woman, and as a real woman you are your man's best friend. You will never stand him up and never let him down. You will reassure your man when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. You will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live life without fear or regret. You enable your man to to express his deepest emotions, and to give in to his most intimate desires. You make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and you enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible person anyone has ever seen or met. No wait... Oops, I'm sorry.. I'm thinking of whiskey, not women... It's whiskey that does all that stuff.... Never mind... (just kidding)

Meet a man from United States. My experiences are pretty varied and so are my interests. I love to observe and I tend to marvel at the complexities of people and of life in general. I am so laid back that I can put you to sleep without either of us trying. I just can't get excited about too much (although there are some things and people that will do the trick) but I don't find that a bad thing. I avoid risks in some areas of my life and seek risks in others. Seems a bit of a paradox, I guess. I am seeking attractive and interesting ladies who are not high maintenance and who are a little deeper than the norm. It is completely against my nature to attempt to describe myself except for what I have already said I will only add that I value honesty very highly.You have a highly developed sense of humor