Date men from United States / California / Anaheim Hills, 58 year old

Date someone special from Anaheim Hills, United States. My friends would describe me as pretty easy going - at this point I cant take myself too seriously anyway - I consider myself a fun person to be around. Heck, thats the main reason I have stuck it out with myself all these years! I have one son who is grown up and gone we're best friends and I love him to death (to death??? that doesnt sound so good). Looking for someone who can be my partner in crime (not that I'm planning any crimes!!). No stress / no drama preferred.
I enjoy going out to the movies and trying new restaurants - practicing "one liners" on unsuspecting victims - Also I like to see live music as much as I can, any kind (except rap) - wine tasting, etc is always fun!!
I am on a "work release" program so I am free most weekends (kidding!)
I try and make the most of my time doing fun things - what do you like?
I like to have my fun, but I can be serious too (when I have to) just check out my last photo posted here.........

Meet single man from Anaheim Hills, United States. First of all, if you do not have at least TWO clear, recent pictures, one of them being from head to toe, I may not respond. Fair is fair, right? You can see all of me, so I should be able to see all of you. I hate first date surprises =) Ok, now for the fun part. lol
ME:
I'm a cross between James Bond and James Dean. Equally comfortable in a fine suit, a leather jacket (or a strait jacket!!). For the most part though, I'm a jeans and shirt kinda guy who enjoys being a social chamelion. I also have this gQQfy, iRrEvErEnT, aDolEeSCENT paRt 0f mE tHaT rEfUsEs tO 'gwow uP'! Occasionally the humor is a little twisted, so a little thick skin may come in handy. My passions are surfing and music..I surf regularly, play 3 instruments and can actually hold a note! I'm also a musician/singer/songwriter in the early stages of recording my first CD. If you care to listen, ask for my website. They won't allow it to be mentioned on here. I'm in the twilight of a law enforcement career, and by admitting that I've probably lost 70% of you. It's what I do to pay the bills, but it doesn't remotely define who I am. If you stereotype me because of my career, you'll miss out on the beauty, humor and gregarious warmth of the man inside. I'm honest, sincere, direct and always a gentleman. This is a very happy, playful, kind hearted soul with Caribbean blue eyes, a nice set of teeth, and a bit of a bad boy thrown in for your enjoyment. I'm a divorced father of 3 incredible kids who are all young adults now and live 30 miles north of me. I'm laid back, easy going, don't sweat the small stuff, and told I have a very young voice. Care to find out? Let's talk...meet for a drink or something fun. No coffee dates please! (Zzzzzzzzzzz!) :)
YOU:
Most importantly, just be you. I'm drawn to people who love to laugh and enjoy life, indoors and out. You are real, fun, sexy. Someone who hasn't lost touch with the little girl inside of her, to compliment the little boy inside of me. She should be somewhat athletic and/or reasonably fit. No junk food junkettes please! She LEANs towards a healthy lifestyle, but doesn't mind an occasional In-N-Out burger (yumm). Kissing is critical!! If you don't know how to kiss the RIGHT way (and there is a wrong way) then either move on or be open to suggestions and long hours of tutoring. :) Preferably she's passionate about it and skilled in the art. PDA's come with the territory. She takes pride in taking care of herself...and nails are a plus!! (Story at 11) She's not a mind reader and doesn't make assumptions, but simply asks if the answer isn't apparent. She likes sports, or can pretend to tolerate it. LOL She loves traveling and exploring the world. She can dress up or dress down. She can be spontaneous and go at the drop of a hat. So what are YOU doing for the next 30-40 years? Frankly, I don't need a woman in my life to be happy. I'm always happy! I can fly solo, but companionship is so much more fun, and who wants to be alone? The bottom line is I'd like nothing more but to meet the last person I'll ever date again, but I won't settle. I'm looking for someone who has what it takes to save me from this dating madness, and free me from this Matchbox.
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