Date women from United States / California / Country Club Park, 51 year old

Date someone special from Country Club Park, United States. Me?!? I am a fabulous cook, extremely quick witted, highly intelligent, independent, driven, not hard on the eyes, hopeless optimist, look younger than my age, play like a teenager, responsible (sigh), love the outdoors, adore children and animals (don't most women?), can bait my own hook, don't really care if you like to hunt because I'm a carnivore, don't watch what I eat because it's rude (told you quick witted) love to laugh, despise drama (life comes with enough and doesn't appear to need help) think fast sexy cars are cool (have one of my own so I won't be needing or asking to borrow yours) not impressed with whether or not you have money, can read and write, appreciate it when you understand and correctly know the difference between "there, their, & they're". I enjoy tv but am usually to busy finding some sort of shenanigans to engage in to watch it much. I know what a HANS device is; but do you know what the "Blue Hour" is?
I'm truly surprised by how many "Self employed/Entrepenuer's" there are on here as well as "Widowers"! Really?!? Hmmmmm.
Disappointed no picture?! Well see that cut out form above.....yea that one. Well that's pretty accurate in describing my "body type", I'm blonde, blue eyed and don't believe in cosmetic surgery........yet. Seriously I'm pretty darn thrilled with the goods I was born with. I'm not one to judge people unless they give me cause, everybody is untrustworthy when I meet them and build points as we go.
I love to garden; it's a wonderful outlet for frustration a great way to "think tank" and the end result is fairly spectacular from the comments I get from friends, family and passers by. Most of my friends would say I'm the friend everyone wants, I'm a "kid magnet", I'm direct and honest to a fault (not always a good thing), I work hard to cultivate quality relationships and invest myself 1000% in those endeavors.
You?! If your screen name contains "XXX" of any kind keep right on moving down the menu sir this dish is too rich for you. If you have "Mommy issues" (yes similar to those counter part "Daddy issues") please step aside and let the next man step up, If you are so visual that you don't know if we have chemistry without a visual well yup you're a man alright. The one or two emails it will take to get a visual shouldn't be too much of an overwhelming "honey do list" and it's pretty certain you won't be disappointed.
Brad Pitt doesn't impress me nor do I think he's that great looking; Tom Cruise is cute but doesn't seem all there, and well the only real James Bond is Sean Connery......BTW I really can't stand James Bond anyway but that's beside the point.
My ideal date...........................hmmmmmm dunno; my dad always told me the following: "You can have the best time of your life playing with a rattle snake in a mud hole if your with the right person" best advice he ever gave me. What's your story?