Date men from United States / California / West Sacramento, 37 year old

Date a soulmate from United States. JUST A NOTE!!!!!! IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT HAS TO HAVE A "SPARK" ON THE FIRST DATE PLEASE DONT WASTE MY TIME!! I BELIEVE IT TAKES MORE THAN A SECOND TO DETERMINE IF THERE IS A SPARK! JUST SAYING
i am a father of 2 beautiful little girls (17 and 11) i consider them my best friends! i like movies, water related fun, i like to go anywhere as long as i can have fun! i love halloween and totally get into my costume! i have never gone to a party in couples costumes but would totally love it! i am fair we can just rotate who picks the costume each year( i will wear whatever you pick but if its bad i will get revenge next time HAHAHAHA) i tend to see the humor in most situations, but i definately know when enough is enough. i love to laugh.... especially at myself. i use words like duddy, redonkulous, and stoops! i am very quick witted and tend to make people laugh alot. i even joke during job interviews, both as interviewer and interviewee!
i am looking for a woman who either has children or most likely doesnt want them! i am no longer interested in having more! sorry! :) i dont want to be changing diapers at 40!!!! (cuz i better not be a g pa before then) YIKES!!!!!
you MUST have a sense of humor. i cannot exist if you dont like to get silly from tIme to time! i do voices and can quote obscure lines from tons of movies! i am the person everyone goes to when they need to know a movie stars name or what movie they were in! i didnt ask for this talent i just retain useless info! lol! i am looking for a woman who likes to get dressed up from time to time( i like girly girls, heels are a must). i also want someone who understands that family is the most important thing in this life, and always puts the kids first!
i am loyal, generous and i like to snuggle. i try to make my lady feel loved at all times! you must love compliments and flowers, cuzz i like to give them both ! and i am sorry but NO SMOKERS!! it is a filthy habit.
if you think we have somethings in common and would like to talk further, let me know! :)