Date men and women from United States / California / Woodland Hills, 37 year old

Date single man from Woodland Hills, United States. Hi. My name is Massimo. :) Amidst the chaotic flurry of shopping malls, presidential freeway closures and self serve frozen yogurt stores, exists a place I carved out and call my home. Yes, prone to compliments about my eyebrows, going to the gym a few times a week, and random kitchen explosions from cooking in the style of I love Lucy, my friends describe as someone who gets it and sees the big picture, loyal, intense, and will always be there to hold your hair back when you’re hurling. I'm looking for a connection first... not the type to just rush into anything. I mean, unless you count a sale at a produce stand giving away avocados for 15 cents a piece.
So what if I drive like a crazy foreigner who shouldn’t have a license? Hey, it's not like the sidewalk is being used for much walking these days anyways. Wish they had a bumper sticker that said, "Bullhorn on board, not afraid to use it." Known to local authorities and the Federales… I mean, federal agencies as “pantalones intelligentes” aka “smartie pants,” I tend to believe in truth, justice and walking the line. Excuse me, I'm entitled... to a good laugh, and I have been known to bring 12 items into the 10 items or less line at the market. OH MY GOD!!! I'm gonna burn in hell for that for sure, huh? Small children should leave the room now.
I don't smoke, don't do drugs, but I do make some really great drinks ironically. Mojito anyone? I’m Sicilian, sometimes with a hot temper. My cement shoe size is 13 incase you were wondering, or any of the heads of the 5 families. WARNING! Playing with me can be hazardous to your health. Applicants might want to reference past experience as an "impromptu secret agent/stunt woman" in their response. If you've worn skin tight vinyl, a corset, thigh high boots, and leather gloves while wielding a sharp wit at some point in your adulthood, that's 5 extra brownie points for you... Halloween, undercover Seal Team 6 mission, trip to a department store to return something you don’t have a receipt for, visit to the DMV, or otherwise.
Can you throw caution to the wind, and hurl a goose down pillow half way across the room in a pillow fight? Tell me you can blind a perv at a nightclub with your lipstick mirror, AND make a combustible device with a papaya and lip gloss if stuck in a life or death situation. No stranger to a mechanical bull, YOU are a nerd and a lady all in one. You are confident, passionate and poised. Hello sisssssster! *two snaps and a twist*
Ideas for a first date... just sit for afternoon tea and have a scone? Wtf?! NO!!! My imagination or level of romance isn't sane... neither should yours be either. I'd rather jump off the Huntington Beach pier at 3am with you than do the boring first "date" stuff. Let's take a "stunt driving on the freeway made easy" class (ya know, to hone those secret agent/stunt woman skills of yours), take a brisk motorcycle ride through the canyons, see a LIVE concert, scale down your 2nd story window with a bed sheet to avoid your ex husband, or just go break something. By the way, my thing on here expired, and I can't do more than wink, so write me directly on ya ho o with the same name I use on here. Capish? ;) I look forward to hearing from you soon!
...and your mechanical bull riding stories. ;)
PS: I'm a photographer and cameraman by trade. If nothing else, I'm here to make new friends and network. Anyone in the Film, Television and Music Video biz, feel free to say hi.

Meet people from Woodland Hills, United States. I don't need to do anything extravagant to have a good time. I like going to the movies, looking for new and interesting restaurants, reading, almost anything outdoors, and meeting new people.
Top Qualities Include:
* Best kisser you'll ever meet.
* I'm a great listener.
* I clean my own house--regularly. If you're messy we won't match.
* I cook (and the menu is growing).
* I look for the positive side in everything. It takes way too much energy to hate people and be pissed off all the time.
If you'd like to know anything else, please ask.

Date a man from Woodland Hills, United States. I am always ready for adventure and trying new things. I love to spend time at home with my family and being surroudned by good friends. I enjoy traveling, watching movies, good wine, cooking, learning, nature, and working out...
I am happy with my accomplishments. I am ready to start a new chapter in my life and looking for someone to share that with.

Meet someone special from Woodland Hills, United States. Welcome to my world....
Let me start off by stating, that as of May 2012, I have been on this site for about 4 months and for that entire time, I have had the following at the very bottom of my profile: "Please put 'Exceptional' in the header when sending me a message" with over 400 emails, guess how many actually put that in the header..... Exactly ZERO. Nobody read all the way to the bottom - - So, with that said,let's be honest.... My pictures are what matters.... If you don't think I am cute, then it doesn't matter what I write here.
What I seek:
a) Cute, intelligent, witty and fun, 26 to 42.
b) Physically, I prefer: White, Latino, Asian and Indian - 5' to 5'8", slim to average.
c) I have no preference when it comes to: Your job, your car or your child status.
What I am looking for:
a) A long-term relationship and/or eventual marriage.
b) Someone to cuddle with at night and wake up with in the morning.
c) Someone to travel with to exotic places
d) Someone who can stimulate me mentally as much as physically.
e) Someone who is HONEST, trustworthy, loyal and dependable
What I offer:

a) Not too bad to look at (so, I have been told)
b) I don't live at home, my car is not going to be repoed, I don't have roommates.
c) I don't have kids or baby mama drama.
d) I don't cheat, lie or deceive.
e) I do kiss well, love to spoon and enjoy growing old together...
Sounds good - Send me a message - You never know, until you try.

Date a soulmate from Woodland Hills, United States. I love so many things you will always find me doing something different: painting, teaching, working, meditating, exercising, writing, cooking, doing sports, reading, gardening, dancing, singing, etc.
I will come running to you every time I create something new. I want to know what you think :) I love sharing all the good stuff and I love hearing your perspective on things. I find it stimulating.
My professional life is very demanding, but I do move the world for the people I love, and sometimes I go far and beyond for people I donРІР‚в„ўt even know. It brings buckets of healing energy to the world.
Spending quality time with my loved ones is my number one priority and joy. To me, this is the most valuable thing to give.
I came from a different country and my path was quite rough. This not only made me very strong, but it helped me discover the inner place where one gets to experience true freedom. I kept my heart quite humble and joyful :) and I have a lot to give. The source I found is infinite, and I keep spilling love and true smiles wherever I go.
I am very passionate, always hungry to learn, especially about the things of the heart. I look for intimacy in all relationships, including friendships. This creates amazing relationships, as well as challenging experiences – not everyone dares to feel so deeply.
I have done and continue doing my personal housekeeping. Growth never ends, therefore feeling better never stops.
The highlight of my life is being the mother of an incredibly sweet 8-year-old boy. He is hilarious! His latest comic line was an advice he gave to his best friend: "Don't ever trust a kindergartener!" His latest sweetest act was to lay an "I love you so much!!" note on my lunch box, which caught me by surprise at lunchtime.
He has taught me a lot about myself. I absolutely love being a mom and would love to have another child if my partner wants the same.
I love cuddling, kissing, caressing, touching, kissing more, cuddling more…
I am looking for someone that identifies with what I am describing; someone that works to be his best, who is bluntly honest (I am), that has a happy/optimistic spirit; that has best friends or at least one that he shares everything with.
Ultimately this is what I want out of the relationship - a tight friendship too. I really like genuine outgoing personalities - people that mean their smiles and compliments :)
I would prefer a man who is already a father - a good one, because I am looking for an opportunity to have a very loving family.
I will stay away from those who are not financially independent and successful. At this age, and in this resourceful country, it is hard to believe someone has just simply bad luck... for so many years.
One thing that is Very important to me is respect both ways at all times, even in the roughest moments. The slightest bit of disrespect is a complete deal breaker to me.
Intelligence is very VERRRY sexy.
I would love to meet a team player. I am one, and I apply this wherever I go, work, home, sports, etc. I have great values that protect others from any harm (quite egoless), and would expect the same from my partner.
I like masculinity, and chivalry. It makes me feel feminine and protected, and I love that :)
I wear no make up, besides light lip shine with sweet taste and fruity fragrance :) ... so you can lick my face! (lol)
Please write a nice email if you want a response.
Also, it is weird to receive winks from a profile that has no face?
Be romantic, creative, nutty and naughty!

Meet someone special from California, United States. I am quiet, smart, a go getter, sweetheart, and focused. I love music and it's a big part of my life. I am looking for someone who is mature, focused, easy to talk to, and loves animanls. I am very passionate about my career and meeting someone to spend quality time with when I'm not busy at work. I enjoy going to the movies and preparing a nice dinner at home.

Date people from California, United States. Someone who can make me laugh and have a great conversation. I like a man who isn't timid about anythin' but not too agressive either. Oh by the way, plzzzz don't hit on me if you can not provide your picture.. Thanks !!! "I'm giving myself that extra nudge forward in finding my one, and though it's idealistic to want that movie ending, it's still very much possible. Call me cheesy, overtly romantic, and most likely unrealistic, but it won't sway or deter me from finding my one. I work full time, enjoying my job with the benefits of security and stability. My day doesn't end when work ends. I remain as active as possible. I enjoy both equally. I'm a homebody at heart, but with an outgoing soul. I don't want a potentially great match to turn away by somethings I say here. Although, I will say, please be HONEST about your intentions and know what you want. So let's talk.

Meet a woman from California, United States. Down to earth, professional advertising executive looking for someone to share my life with. I love to laugh, sarcasm and wit are a must. I love to try new restaurants, new types of foods and am a fan of everything from Italian and sushi to plain old delicious home cooked meals. I have a definite sweet tooth and admit beng a frozen yogurt addict, convinced it is the healthy alternative to ice cream. I love spending time with my two nieces Courtney (7) and Lexie (6)who recently moved from LA to Boston :( I try to visit as often as possible. I do a lot of domestic travel and look forward to one day seeing the world with my significant other. I have an older sister (mom to the kiddies) and younger brother (and a brand new sister-in-law). My mom lives in Las Vegas so its a great weekend getaway. I do love blackjack...who doesn't? My job allows me to do some fun things...if Mad Men, Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead are familiar TV shows, that is where I work. In my spare time I really enjoy spinning classes, taking long walks, baking and I am a girl so shopping is on the list too. Great friends, successful career...next step is to find the perfect person to be my partner in all life has to offer.

Date men and women from California, United States. Hi guys,
Travel. Dogs. Movies. Fun, fun, fun. If you like these things too, we are going to get along great. IРІР‚в„ўm a t-shirt and jeans type of gal who is into having adventures, enjoying music (but especially 80's) and movies, and fan of any restaurants. I like exercise in moderation and living laidback is all my style. My love of travel comes from the fact that IРІР‚в„ўm from Europe, but spend the bulk of my childhood in upstate New York. I also have a great career that moves me around; it brought me here (IРІР‚в„ўm newish to SoCal) though before that I lived in Texas, the bay area and Germany. I got out of a long relationship, so IРІР‚в„ўve been enjoying the journey of meeting new people. I pride myself on being up for anything and pretty easy-going. Sooo the question is never what to do, but where to begin :-) LOL