Date women from United States / California / Visalia, 67 year old

Date someone special from Visalia, United States. I have a "weird" sense of humor. I think puns are an illustration of intellect.
I'm shy and introverted until I'm comfortable with a new acquaintance.
I enjoy watching most sporting events, especially the Olympics. With a little refreshing at golf, I hit a "mean" 5 wood; can't putt worth a darn though. Football is a cool sport too. AND I can quote the "Infield Fly Rule" by heart!
My 2 cats keep me company a little, but I would enjoy having someone to talk to.