Date women from United States / California / Landers, 67 year old

Date someone special from Landers, United States. The blue collar comedians make me smile and laugh out loud. I love humor, mine tends to be on the dry side. Airplane is a classic to me.
It would be nice to find someone I could talk to, maybe take in a show, maybe dinner.
I have horses, dogs and cats. I am a very unorganized person. I hate house work but do it on a mild level. I am proud of my son who is a hard worker and honest.
No one that smokes or dips. I needed to add, I am not a water person. I know how to swim and snorkel, but only in a pool. Other than that, I am terrified of water. Not a boat person, not a sailing person, and not a fishing person. I used to fish but have not for years and just don't have the heart to any more. My idea of travel is a day trip, my critters do tie me down. Which is ok, I am a real home body. It would be great if someone had horses and rode. My friends tell me I am a good friend. I sew, knit, paint, draw, write, weave, make things to sell.