Date men from United States / California / Marysville, 51 year old

Date someone special from Marysville, United States.
Ok so this is where I say something that's gonna just make you melt and sigh and say wow! well...uh.....right, anyway here it is.
About me....
I am honest, funny, intriguing, serious, shy, open, industrious, simple, complex, predictable, understanding, and whole bunch of other words.
I win all starring contests. No I am not competetive it's just something that I am good at.
I have a Harley so if you don't like to ride then perhaps I'm not your type.
I love playing cards or board games.
I have an unconditional love for all that lives on this earth, I especially love animals, and I feel at home when out in nature. It is extremely important to me that you also have a genuine love for animals and nature.
About you....
You are a warm, caring, down to earth woman that likes to ride on the back of a bike or take long drives. You might be an Artist or Nurse by trade. You like to play card/board games hopefully cribbage! You like to hike in the mountains or walk in the tide pools by the ocean. You are someone that doesn't wear a lot of make-up or heavy over powering perfumes. I like some of this, but a little goes a very long way for me.
You are smart and have a perhaps twisted or perverted sense of humor. You are a lady in society, a gourmet in the kitchen, and graceful in times of great pressure or awkward circumstance. You are a woman that has a quality that everybody appreciates. You are very comfortable and skilled in the bedroom or any other area that serves the moment well. In short you'd be the woman of my dreams. You'd also be comfortable slapping me in the face and saying "wake up silly".....that woman only exsists in your dreams! But hey since we're both here right now let's ride or something!
Well if you've still reading this then .......your friends must be very concerned about you!
So now it's all up to you, what will you do? Go ahead and press that little "send" button....you're not chicken are ya?
Well, good luck whichever way you choose. And hopefully reading this made you at least smile....maybe even chuckle. But if you said "who does he think he is"? We should meet!
Thanks for your time.