Date women from United States / California / Palms, 25 year old

Date single girl from Palms, United States. My name is Dallas, but I'm not from Texas. I am an easygoing girl who likes to have fun, and I would really like to meet someone who shares the same enthusiasm for living life and loving it - most days. We only get one (as far as I know) so why not make it the best we can?
I majored in English, which doesn't mean that I want to teach - I'd much rather do something in editing/journalism - but it does mean that I love to read and write... And it also means that I sometimes think I am witty, so I'd love to hang out with someone who can exchange attempts at witty banter with me.
You should probably also know that I tend to be very sarcastic, which can come off as mean if interpreted incorrectly - but I'm actually really nice, I promise!
Dealmakers:
-Ability to have an intelligent conversation (understanding my sarcastic jokes = also a plus!)
-Common interests (TV, music, books, etc)
-Love for animals (or at least understanding mine and not getting annoyed if/when I want to stop and pet every dog I see)
Dealbreakers:
-Dislike for social events (I like staying home too, but if I don't get out once in a while I'll go stircrazy, and I need someone who understands that and doesn't mind hanging out with friends too!)
-Lies (this is probably pretty standard - tell the truth, it's just better that way!)
There's probably more that could go in both columns, but I can't really think of anything - feel free to ask! ;)