Date women from United States / California / Palms, 27 year old

Date a girl from Palms, United States. I've found that the easiest profiles are in bullet points so here's my redesign.
-The biggest turn on for me is someone who can make me laugh - I flip through profiles until I find one that makes me laugh, or at least chuckle, yes chuckle.
-IРІР‚в„ўll try anything once and probably enjoy it.
-You can take me anywhere; I adapt to every situation like a pro.
-IРІР‚в„ўm an awesome driver and parallel parker - nevermind how small my car is.
-I hate talking on the phone.
-IРІР‚в„ўm originally from Iowa so I can't help but be friendly.
-I ask lots of questions because I'm super curious
-I can make you smile even if you're in a bad mood.
-I excel at puzzles, flip cup, and staring contests.
-I get excited when people quiz me on states and capitals - thank you Mrs. Huston, my 4th grade teacher.
-I would rather be comfortable than overdressed.
-I hate that when you don’t answer something on here it says “I’ll tell you later”. That just makes it sound shady.
-On that note, I think it’s hilarious that “they share your same birth month!” is something they think should excite me.
-I know all of the words to “We Didn’t Start the Fire” (well, I can sing all the words along with it)
-Painting is my only real traditional hobby.
-I prefer beer to cocktails and wine.
-Ironically, I watch crime dramas when I want to veg out and relax.
-I spend way too much time thinking of clever DIY ways to fix problems in my apartment.
-I asked a group of my friends to describe me and every single one said “fun”.
Now about you
-You're funny and smart (which I personally believe go hand-in-hand), friendly, genuine, open, honest, and have all of the qualities that every woman wants PLUS: you consider yourself to be manly, you'll participate in my DIY projects and arenРІР‚в„ўt afraid to get your hands dirty, you eat meat, drink beer, kill bugs, you have an appreciation for sarcasm (specifically mine), you're willing to listen to me ramble sometimes, you have a bed big enough for two, and you like me with curly hair.