Date women from United States / California / Lake Forest, 52 year old

Date a woman from United States. Thanks for your time. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I had fun writing it.Only the strong make it to the end. My plan; To write this as long and drawn out and as boring as possible, so you doze off, whack your head on the keyboard, wake up, forgot everything you read and have to start all over again...Now that would really SUCK! Good luck with that!...Now, once you start reading you have to finish, that's the rule...Plus, you owe it to yourself
You will learn, I'm a low maintenance, under full, limited lifetime warrantee(right knee is back ordered) easy to please (we'll just see about that) woman...5’5” tall or 5’9” in heels...brunette...hazel green eyes, fit as a fiddle and well preserved with skin as soft as silk AND FUNNY! Well, I think I'm funny,I crack myself up all the time. A bit of a Tomboy, who doubles as a girlie girl. I don’t mind getting my hands dirty digging for artifacts in the back yard or helping to paint the house HOT PINK ;O )) Then putting on my best dress for dinner and break-dancing under the stars(dancing optional).I practice selfless giving.I have volunteered my time to Developmental service in N.H.at Christmas, given financial support to a family after a motorcycle accident and donated meals to Gerry’s pantry at Thanksgiving.I was born in a hospital (DUH) in Mojave Ca. Raised by wolves in Lake Forest (not really, just seeing if you're paying attention) Spent many years in New Hampshire,YEAH...that's a state on the east coast with it’s billions of leave that turn from green to vibrant shades of red, yellow and orange in the fall, my favorite time of year.The cool, crisp air is perfect for hiking in the mountains and is the start of winter, which is freaken cold.Can you say frost bite? Married for many years, now divorce. Learnt a lot about life in the process.Happy to be back in Calif to start a new chapter of my life with someone special....is that you? wink..wink...he he he
I know, HOLY CRAP, but keep reading, the best is yet...So now...In no particular order, this is what I will offer to our long term relationship that makes me a perfect partner to help grow and control, oops damn, I mean nurture us as a couple and I will take whatever to got
• you will notice I am well grounded, and obey all the laws of gravity
• You will see me wearing sexy lingerie more then “granny” panties
• You will always know how grateful I am, especially for the little things
• You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff
• You will be proud to have me on your arm when we go out in public and your friends will probably be envious
• You will never, ever compete with me
• You will be nicely surprised when I kiss you passionately at unexpected times and in unexpected places
You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something because I will respect you
You will see my smile more often than my frown
You wonРІР‚в„ўt be holding my purse at the shoe store You wonРІР‚в„ўt even BE at the shoe store with me
You will never see me run with scissors, especially in the airport
You will never hear those awful words “I’m not in the mood”
Now you know what I will offer to our relationship. Here are some qualities I hope for in the man of my dreams and hopefully the rest of our life. He (minimum requirement) should be an active, outdoorsy kinda guy with maybe some domestic engineering skills, a good heart (not just healthy, although important) sense of humor(obviously),communicates openly,honestly with respect and knows the importance of intimacy on all level
Okay.."Go ahead...make my day"(Of course, say it like Dirty Harry, cause you know I like action movies and Clint is one of my fav)click on that wink button,what've you got to lose? AWE HELL...you've read my profile this far,just send an email, I dare ya.What are you waiting for?Christmas?I look forward to seeing your handsome face(in 2 or more photos that are clearly of you, just as I have) XOXO Debbie

Meet someone special from United States. I am a passionate, fun loving and like to be active, I enjoy camping, boating both ocean and river; water and snow skiing. Would really enjoy learning how to ride a quad and or motorcycle. I also, enjoy the simple things like walks on the beach, snuggling up and watching a movie. I really enjoy cooking and taking care of my someone special.

Date a soulmate from United States. I'm very single, down to earth & drama free. I'm also very intelligent, knowledgable, loving, sincere, honest, beautiful inside as well as outside. I'm spiritual, creative, romantic, a passionate loyal lover, I'm loyal period, I'm kind, insightful, observant, artistic, dependable, earthy, adventurous. appreciative, , compassionate, straight foward, funny and sometimes even cynical, (In a comedic way of course) definitely a lot of fun and pretty funny. I've been told that I should have been a comedian. I'm a goumet cook, but still love to be spoiled. I love music particuarly ol school music from the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s to date. I love movies, plays, Improve, or just hanging out. I'm looking for a tall, rugged, hansome, adventurous type, or someone close enough to it. No couch potatos! No Xbox junkies, I don't mind sports but if ur the type who has to watch everything down to high skool sports need not apply. I want someone who took good physical care of themselves (as I have) I want ol skool fun with someone who wants adventure in their lives again, someone who wonders what happen to spotanaity? get up & get out or what happen to real romance someone who's know's how to give as well as he get's in a relationship someone who does know how to spend some one on one time with his very special lady.