Date men from United States / California / Westlake Village, 54 year old

Date single man from Westlake Village, United States. I am easy going, calm, do not get angry, kind, cool and collected. Oh passionate, affectionate, playful and funny.
I will know what your thinking and will respond without you having to say anything ! ! Yeah you wish but sometimes I can read you right ha ha.
Without being to sappy I love closeness, affection, soft conversations from the heart, quiet places where we can hear each other talk.
Do no like crowds, unnecessary noise.
I am a generous guy but damn girl did you need all those shoes????
I like feminine, voluptuous, and kind woman that lets me be the man and I will definitely treat you like a woman ! !
I like to ride dirt bikes, ski, travel, kiss, cook, drive fast. Not real patient waiting in lines, like to get where I'm going.
At least some times ask me questions about stuff even if you don't think I may know the answer.

Meet a man from Westlake Village, United States. About me: "The 3 F's" - My Faith, Family and Friends are very imortant to me I Love life , the ocean, cooking, laughing, friends, traveling, helping people, and writing among many other things. I am a successful writer, inventor, business owner. I am looking for a woman who appreciates a man's man, with a slightly bad boy side, enough to keep things fun and exciting but tempered with a gentle romantic side, whose is compassionate and full of passion. You must of course be topshelf and laugh at all of my jokes... :) Former prof. magician/Comedian so it shouldn't be too hard... My membership runs out in days from now (6-30-12) and will probably not renew but I can be found elsewhere possibly:
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Oh, BTW - My pictures are all fairly recent. I have young genes.
Cheers
PS - My Dislikes: drama, selfish and angry people.

Date someone special from Westlake Village, United States. What can I say??... I am the greatest, funniest guy in the world.... But you would only know that by meeting me... Because a picture and a profile does not a true picture make... What???? OK here is something that makes more sense... I have been everywhere ... done everything ... do many things ... go many places ... and I need a partner to share it all with... I was an Umpire in Professional Baseball for a long time and now own a Production company and produce and distribute a line of Videos (sports related so get out of the gutter) I also potrait Referees and Umpires in TV, Commercials and Movies (you have seen me a million times and don't even know it) ... I enjoy travel adventures and all that weekend getaway stuff and ... well, you know... The same stuff everybody likes.Honest... Sincere... Positive... Happy... Smiley...Attractive ... with a wonderful imagination and smart... very, very smart... and a good wit helps!

Meet a soulmate from Westlake Village, United States. Oh boy.well this is comfy, isn't it? Okay ,how about this---completely original concept folks: Let's check each other out a skoash( ??) see if we like, if so, go from there, fall deeply in like, followed my love,then be together and live Happily Ever After. Whaddya think?...Okay, I'll play along by the rules..for now. I am a blisteringly incredible,handsome, happy man known for my wit, charm, prodigious intellect, good looks and humility....if yer not grinning... just a little.. you may stop reading.and oh yes,I swear I'm not orange.I am guilty of having a bodacious sense-o-humor, it's a career requirement.Now for the real stuff, I am a pretty successful cuss quite comfortable in me own skin as they say.I've four wonderful daughters, two in their 20's,successful ,accomplished independent young women, as well as two younger,aged 7 and 5yrs. I have a career "in the BIZ" I'm a lifelong musician/actor type who loves what I do.Please know that I am absolutely NOT yer typical "artiste" who imagines his every utterance a gem.No artsy/fartsyman here thanks, I take my work seriously ,not myself. I am a patriot who thanks God I was born in the USA, and am grateful for my beautiful family and friends. When I give, I give completely and would love a beautiful genuine woman who returns my passion. I'm blessed with a wonderful life,if one becomes my friend it 's forever,I can call folks on the phone I attended 1st grade with. I am a package deal,including family and friends old and new with whom I share life. I open doors , stand when you come to table,but still value you as friend and equal.I have a passionate/sexual nature and cherish the same in my mate. Damsels in distress need not apply, I can be your White Knight/ Archangel ,but know better than to start a relationship from that platform.Please be understanding when I say I cannot respond to every email, also.. no picture? really?? If we were all psychics we wouldn't be on here right?, and if you're over 40 and "are not sure" if you want kids,you need to think on it... I'm also a cajun/creole cuisine cookin' fool and your best friend, who loves making and listening to music, and I think world travel is one of the most enriching things one can do, and this is where I would put a bloody brilliant closing line if I had one.By the way,I used to be a woman. Thank you for reading my stuff