Date men and women from United States / California / Redlands, 33 year old

Date people from Redlands, United States. My friends would describe me as funny at times, I can also be serious when i need to be. I smile at weird things sometimes, like life. I can be a pain in the arse sometimes too. I am just looking for someone that can deal with me over all.

Meet someone special from Redlands, United States. So why am I on Match.com?
Three main reasons.
1. My ankle bracelet precludes me from leaving my house.
2. I've totally exhausted the supply of women who live near me.
3. I don't have the muscle control to 'wink' on my own.
Do you need help opening that pickle jar? Can't quite reach that object on top of the fridge? Look no further -- you have found your match. Like most guys, I probably think I'm funnier and better looking than I actually am. I'd like to find someone who is clever, witty, and sarcastic enough to put me in my place.
I'm also looking for someone who is honest, smart and funny. I enjoy exploring and I think that there are some really cool things to do around here. If you also partake in hiking, basketball, tennis, or camping(or would like to), perhaps we have something in common. I also get a kick out of cooking and eating out. This is a really open ended question, so I'll stop before I go way out of bounds.
I haven't dated much and I work from a home office. I've never been a part of 'My Face Space Book' or any of that stuff and do not enjoy advertising myself.
Other than that, this looks great and I can't wait to meet you.

Date a soulmate from Redlands, United States. Bored Beyond Belief.
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
A fairly handsome man in his early sits and ponders the existence of life.
After surviving ups and downs decides maybe he should give the internet dating thing a try.
He pulls his laptop close, opens a bottle of wine, lights a cigar and starts typing.
What comes out is nonsense and more nonsense. He wishes he didn't have to fill out the self summary section.
You can see on his face as he is writing this that he feels constrained by this format.
LUCAS
(Voice over)
However, I write this it only looks like showing
off, which is the idiots version of being interesting.
What are the chances of this sort of thing working?
He goes back to his cigar, his glass of wine, and turns on one of his favorite movies, High Fidelity.
LUCAS
(Voice over)
I guess it's time for some John Cusack.
FADE OUT.

Meet people from Redlands, United States. I would describe myself as athletic, fun, understanding, honest, open minded, intelligent, and easy going. I prefer to stay away from drama. I adapt well to most situations, and I strive to be balanced; both physically and mentally. Moderation! Others would describe me as funny, positive, entertaining, kind, helpful, dependable, healthy and wise. Where ever I am, people tend to gravitate towards me. I have a positive aura, and my uniqueness keeps people interested. I get complemented on my eyes, smile, body, and hair a lot. I have mood eyes, they change from green to blue depending on my mood and what I am wearing. I'm not sure why I get complements on my smile, other than I am positive and happy, and that must come out in my smile. I am constantly told that I look very healthy and I must work out a lot (good body). I teach kickboxing, do yoga, and I was a gymnastics and dance from ages 3-18. I was also a cheerleader for 4 years but I am very mellow, and I don't have the hyper, outgoing, drama attitude of a cheerleader. The hair thing... I have naturally curly hair. As a child I was called goldie-locks, and as an adult I am admired for my thick golden brown locks. Honestly, I would prefer straight hair but I make the best of what I have. I've also been told I have a pretty voice when I talk??? I am a very easy person to get along with, and I love to make people laugh; I can be a goofy, sarcastic, quick witted jokester.
I am looking for someone I can trust, depend on, and above all, someone that will make me laugh. I'm not 100% sure if I am looking for a serious relationship but I am interested in getting to know someone, and seeing where it goes from there. I am open to serious, if the chemistry is right. I am not looking for a father for my daughter either. She has a father, who she sees often. I am looking for someone to keep me on a positive, well balanced track. I would also like someone who can motivate them self and someone who knows who they are. I would prefer someone who is educated and can have an intelligent conversation with me but it's not a must. More than anything, I am looking for someone I can have a good time with; wether it's hanging out at home cuddled up on the couch, or out having fun, I want to enjoy every minute with the person.
Email me if your interested!... I like winks too :)
FYI: I have also been told I look better in person than in pictures.

Date a woman from Redlands, United States. I am a fun loving kind of person who always puts others first. I am a good listener and don't like to see anyone unhappy. I love working with kids which is why I teach. I am also a self-proclaimed computer geek as I have started my own business dealing with music/video editing, web design, and almost anything else technical that I can figure out. I'm looking for that special someone that is similar to myself.
I consider myself pretty fit and active as I am a diabetic and must take good care of myself, so I like doing outside activities. Dancing of course is my main activity, but I don't get to take class as much as I want as I am currently in grad school so time is very limited. Someone who likes to go dancing or would like to learn ballroom (which I haven't learned yet) would be fantastic.
I am looking for someone who shares my common interests, but has interests of his own. He should be an independent kind of guy who feels that he can go and do his own things while I can go and do mine, but we also do our things! He should be a gentleman, but have a sense of adventure at the same time. Basically a good guy who is confident in himself. Not sure what else to put here!! :)
If you want to know more about me you'll just have to ask!

Meet someone special from United States. I am a beautiful woman pretty much down to earth in search of something real and mature I am a poet and a sucker for romance I hope that I've now become a women that a man can trust and confined in through the hardships of life developing a loyal friendship.

Date a soulmate from United States. Im funny smart and beautiful. I love movies music and I love sports. I am very clean and keep myself up when it comes to appearance . I would just love to enjoy someone while at the same time their enjoying me.

Meet men and women from United States. I'm pretty much a down to earth woman. I'm a little old school in some sense. I know my way around a kitchen. I enjoying camping, hiking, fishing. I totally dig the water it can be the beach, to a lake or even a creek. In other words I'm not affraid to get a little dirty for a good time. When I had my quad I loved going riding. I'm an open person if you have questions please feel free to ask.