Date women from United States / California / Long Beach, 36 year old

Date someone special from Long Beach, United States. I am a nice girl. Really I am ;). I am in outside sales in the Beauty Industry. I really love my job and I am really good at it if you don't mind me saying so :). I am pretty easy-going and am open to most things. I LOVE TO LAUGH and would love to meet someone who has a great sense of humor. Just looking for someone to add to my life and hopefully I can add to his. It's difficult to describe yourself so if you have any questions please ask...
Clearly what I've written isn't enough, so ROUND 2 commences:
I'm PERFECT. I can filet a fish, while playing fooz ball with my toes. Shoot skeet while making the perfect omelet. I never complain, never harp and you will be truly amazed at my ability to calm small children, infants, animals and the wayward homeless. People (men and women) fall in love with me daily. I have a million and one stories that are sure to make you laugh and at times think "there is NO way this is true!" yet I assure you they are. I have a photographic memory that I use only to recall the latest celebrity happenings. Kim Kardashian is my idol. I cried when I heard the couch jumping excitement of Tom Cruises' love of Katie Holmes came to an end. Oprah, Gail and Dr. Phil sing my praises, just ask em. I guest spot on "The Doctors" often. I believe that a zombie Apocalypse is completely possible so I steer clear of people with bleeding eyes... speaking of eyes I have TWO! Yes, TWO. Pretty cool right? I bet you're jealous. I am not a great listener but you'll never know it cause i make the appropriate hmms and haws at all the right times. I'm just thinking of what witty remark I can make as soon as you shut your trap and quit talking about all your dietary restrictions. I believe in aging gracefully; exception of the occasional botox and restalyne injections, mini-face lifts and fat reducing lasers OOH and I am so fine with a nose job, I mean who wants to walk around with a huge honker?? I despise long romantic walks on the beach and currently am wearing a bath robe with cheeto smears as I write this. I know, I know, I get it, I'm a CATCH. So in that vein catch me, would you? I'm getting restless. And if you are wondering if this is serious...I'm truly concerned.
Peace. Love. Laughs. Happiness.

Meet a soulmate from Long Beach, United States. Hmm... Friends would probably describe me as a goofball. Kind gestures make me smile. I am most proud of my 17 year old son. I am grateful for my early life experiences, my family and my career. I am passionate about loving what you do and the people you choose to be around. I try to live a drama free lifestyle and can usually be found in a pair of flip flops & a t-shirt. I don't care much for shopping or chick flicks. With that being said... I'm not a girly girl. I'm not really a believer in cheesy fairy tales and I'm not trying to find "happily ever after". I am simply hoping to attract a partner who complements my life, who I can have fun with and enjoy new experiences with and who appreciates the difference between 'want' vs. 'need'. Someone who is down to earth and who likes to laugh a lot... oh and someone who doesn't lay it on too thick & who knows how to show, not just tell. :-)

Date a woman from Long Beach, United States. I am having trouble coming up with 200 characters.
I have never lived anywhere for longer than four years.
I enjoy being outdoors.
I am currently addicted to the new Killers song.
Also, I would like an over/under on how many family members Walt will kill before the end of this season of Breaking Bad.
I dislike small talk.

Meet someone special from California, United States. Loving life, making the most of every moment.... I am looking for a partner, someone to share the good times with, someone I can talk with and share my day with.
My children keep me busy from basketball, baseball, volleyball and football.
I love my time as well....of course who doesn't need to unwind after work or just a long week. Out for drinks, a movie, coffee, or just stay in. I'm hoping to find someone who doesn't mind an independent woman..... I am a well rounded person, secure of myself and want the same. I know what I want in a man, done with the games been there done that!
We are all on here for a reason hope we find it. I wish you the best in your search...

Date a soulmate from California, United States. I'm an organized person and love to spend quality time with family and friends. Setting goals for myself is important and accomplishing them with tenacity gives me a sense of direction in life. I believe that life has a lot to offer when you're motivated with a positive attitude. Wishing you a great day and smiles :)