Date men and women from United States / California / Irvine, 42 year old

Date a soulmate from Irvine, United States. I’m a great guy, no doubt about it. I'm smart, funny, good-looking (if you like stupid looking guys), super fit and healthy, and do everything in a down to Earth, laid-back super-cool kind of way. Perfect and single. The guy you’ve been looking for all these years but just didn't know it.
You’re probably asking yourself how someone such as myself could still be single and why a guy like me is trolling this WalMart of matchmaking sites for a woman such as yourself.
Well, the truth is I’ve always liked women (in spite of what Mother says) and I thought it would be good if I finally traded-in my inflatable but faithful lover for the real thing.
It’s not that I haven’t tried to have relations with a woman in the past. I have. But all those years I spent in prison, the lawsuits and countless restraining orders - all of it false allegations and salatious innuendo - have really put me in a slump.
I’m really just an ordinary guy… especially when it comes to doing stuff. For example; I like to garden… I plant things but I've been told what I really do is bury stuff - mostly dead things but on occaision...
Oh! I like to take long walks on the beach, looking for lost jewelry and spare change. During the week, you're likely to find me panhandling at freeway offramps or in front of the county courthouse.
On weekends, I like hanging out with my boys down at the shelter and flirting with the meth girls at the corner Seven-Eleven. Also, I love starting fires, playing violent video games and spray painting stray cats. I like porn too.
So! Who am I looking for?
Well, I’d like to meet a real woman - sorry, no trannys (unless you're super well-hung). Preferably a woman who is really HOT and no more intelligent than a tomato. She definitely needs to be independently wealthy and willing to pay-off my debts and support my various, illicit addictions. I want a woman who is charmed by my "deep, sociopathic tendencies" (that’s what my parole officer said I had) and is prepared to endure and willing to forgive the countless infidelities and abuse which I will inevitably inflict.
Sounds good? Then send me and email or a wink. No, seriously.

Meet a woman from Irvine, United States. This is weird...
Don't think I've ever written about my awesome qualilties, but, here you go.
My friends would tell you that I'm funny and witty. I would agree, which is really funny in itself. I don't take myself too seriously and laugh at myself on a daily basis. I'm intelligent, yet silly. I'm confidant, but love to receive compliments. I like looking good and feeling good, but, am also pretty down to earth. I like dives and 5 star restaurants. I like nice things, but, don't necessarily need them to make me happy. I'm a very good and loyal friend and think people like to be around me. I'm forgiving (to a fault) and don't hold grudges, even when I should (waste of time). I know how to work a room, but, can be shy at times too. I'm laid back and a people pleaser, but, don't mistake that for being a doormat. I love everything outdoors, especially the beach, but, not necessarily swimming in the ocean. I'll try anything once (except swimming in the ocean) and hope to get to Italy someday (random). I'm grateful for my awesome family, especially my kids (who are aweome by the way). I work out almost everyday and try to eat well, but, love a good steak and wine at times. I've got a bucket list of things I want to accomplish and have many more to go. I'm kinda working on the 2nd half of my life and pretty excited by it, but, would love someone to share it with me.
You are sweet, honest, loyal, and confidant. You know how to work a room and are not easily intimidated, yet you have no idea how cool you are.
In a nutshell, I'm just looking to be absolutely adored by someone that I absoluely adore, even on our worst day...OK, enough about me, what do you think of me???

Date people from Irvine, United States. I 'm a pretty easy- going,down to earth,love to laugh, sincere, no drama, that kind of person.
I like hanging out with good friends, exploring new places and trying different types of food,
whether casual or fancy doesn't matter to me. If the food is tasty, I am all for it !!
Recently I have been enjoying taking Golf lessons and hiking short trail a lot.
Who am I looking for?
I am looking for someone who is ok with my '' Immature " English, honest, thoughtful, common basic values, and
has a good sense of humor, fun to be around would be great for me:)
I would like to find that special one to share a life together!

Meet someone special from Irvine, United States. So faith, hope, love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love.
Follow after love, and desire spiritual gifts.
-Corinthians 13:9, 14:1
I want to grow and expand, the way a relationship pushes you to do- to make my love bigger and more embracing.
I want to feel special to someone, to have companionship.
I want to be connected, to learn the meaning of love, sexuality, and intimacy.
I love planning a weekend with a lover, taking trips, sharing new experiences, adventuring together.
I love the feeling of smiling across the table because we know just what the other is thinking,
of cherishing each other's litter weird behaviors and being able to laugh.
Commitment and loving are most important in relationship.
I'm looking for my best friend forever..

Date a soulmate from Irvine, United States. I love my life, I have a great family, have great friends and I love my work. I have two sons that are a blast, super cute, smart, funny, and athletic. I love every part of being a parent. I love funny people with a sarcastic sense of humor. I am super easy going and happy everyday. I have alot of energy so I love to do things.
I love people and I can talk to anybody. I am comfortable in any situation, it takes a great deal to upset me. I love sweatpants and sundresses. You can take me anywhere and I will always walk away happy I went. I see the beauty and the good in everything. I feel 25, I am never sick, I don't get headaches, I eat really well but I love food...alot, all kinds, especially when someone else prepares it. I work out. I love when good things happen to anybody. I love true stories. I stop and smell the roses. I take nothing for granted. I'm an open book, what you see is what you get, I like me.

Meet men and women from California, United States. Looking for depth, character, interesting conversation. I love to travel but who doesn't after reading all the profiles on here! Love confident men who have some life experiences they have learned from and want to share. I have a romantic side to me but I'm probably more practical in the beginning of a relationship. Guys with egos, uninterested. Give me a self directed, fun loving guy w similar values, sense of humor, has purpose but likes to be a bit wacky and makes me crack up.
I have many interests that I would be eager to share w/the right person. I would rather meet someone interesting and see about the chemistry.
I'm at the best place to be in my life right now as far as wanting a partner and not needing one. I want to look forward to the time spent together, share the ups and downs and look forward to finding that someone special. I am not here for a free meal but expect to be treated as a woman.
Best joke I heard on vacation: 2 fish are in a tank. The one fish tells the other, you man the guns while I drive. It took me a minute lol.
Random Information:
If we discuss sports, I only like college athletics
I have lived in Florida, Oregon and from Bay Area, CA with a short time in GA.
Visited quite a bit of Europe - But I want more! Just got back from Norway and Arctic Circle. I like the unusual destinations!
I know nothing about cars which is unfortunate because I could save a lot of money if I could fix my own.
I like tea over coffee.

Date a woman from California, United States. Me:
Life is teaching me to be less patient so I am giving this a try. My mother taught me to be persistent. My grandmother taught me empathy and care for others (and how to make great crepes). I hate to see misery, suffering and injustice. Lived through a civil war and revolution. I find myself alone on this continent, and have learned to greatly value the importance of family (hope you have a large one).
I enjoy simple things in life, like listening to good music while sitting next to you. I like long nights playing pool, cards or dice, laughing with you. I am a great listener. I love the full moon. I have been known to get into (harmless) trouble or even cause it. I have an educated opinion on many subjects, but if conversing on the current state of the world economy is not your thing, it's cool. I love to explore new places.
You:
Know what you want. Have and want to spend time with me and enjoy my company. Make me smile when I think about you. Don't think that loyalty is overrated. Have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. Know how to create, build and fix things (huge plus). You don't have to be saving the world, just have a desire to leave it in better shape than you found it. Have a strong grip (huge turn on). Like kids and animals.

Meet people from California, United States. Lovely lady looking for romance and a good man to take care of me. Let's get to know each other. I would like to meet you - come meet me and my family. I am wealthy and I live in a mansion. I pole dance and love to cook and I am a great chef

Date someone special from California, United States. Im fun loving, mature, educated and easy going. I have a good heart ) Im well verse, well travelled, I love people and other cultures. I love to travel and try different things. I laugh a lot and makes people laugh. I believe in honesty, integrity and loyalty. Im clean and organized .I will never judge you unless you give me reasons to.
We are all special in our own ways. nobodys perfect, and I believe in Karma.
If we didnt become lovers, we can always be friends.
Im Looking for a friend and lover. No attitude problem, honest, Loves to travel, good hygenie and clean cut, a man with a good heart, educated and has goals in life. of coarse we have to be compatible.
Distance is in not a problem, as long as you're a considerate man. I takes time to know people. Lets trust to be trusted and lets not be judgemental.
Whatever we all experienced in the past it, doesnt give us the right to treat others bad_ who doesnt have anything to do with it.
I believe that the truth will set us free, the glass is always half full Today is a present and tomorrow is a gift.
I cant seat infront of the computer all day unless Im working
so if you dont mind, you can ask me everything you want to know by calling me or I can call you.
Mahalo

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. I am looking for a long-term relationship built on honesty, fun, and similar interests.
I am looking for chemistry, that spark between both of us.
I am looking for a laid back gentleman who is considerate, caring and responsible. A good sense of humor is key and you can handle the ups and downs of life with a positive attitude. You like being active and enjoy a healthy lifestyle, but you can also kick back and relax.
Friends describe me as easy-going, funny, responsible and real. I enjoy wine, traveling, museums, dining out and being active. I like biking, but I am not into road biking with those fancy biking outfits. I am all about the safety of the trail. I brake going down hill- the wimp in me. Kayaking is another favorite; I love being on the water. I was born in Newport, so I guess that is why I love the water and overcast days. Hiking is also a favorite. When time permits, I like to volunteer and I love learning new things.
If you are a good guy, ie, are a gentleman, considerate, honest, enjoy exercise and have a sense of humor, lets meet soon and see if we have that connection/spark. (pics were taken Sept. 2011, I will have new pics soon).
I look forward to meeting you!

Date men and women from United States. I'm a Midwestern girl who?s never lost sight of her Midwestern values. Since leaving my home state of Ohio 15 years ago, I?ve lived in Chicago, LA, San Diego, and currently, Orange County. Like most, I have many facets to my life but I know how to keep things balanced and always remember what is most important. I live my life for today and look forward to tomorrow, allowing nature to take its course while fate determines what comes next. That is the idea of the ?fairy tale? in my eyes. Planning in life is certainly a good thing, even necessary in some respects, but the best things come when you least expect them. That?s why I?m here. While life has taken me on a number of journeys, I?ve always ?unpacked my bags? along the way and I look for the same in others (hint). I believe in keeping things simple (hence the headline) and real, exciting and evolving, and it?s better when it?s shared by two people who are on the same path, side by side. Character is extremely important to me and it?s defined by the reactions one has to life. After all, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to the things that happen. I value my family & friends, honesty, loyalty, integrity, respect, positivity, ambition, and open & intelligent communication. Hmmm, communication?while we?re on that topic. I?m one who believes it?s better to say in a few minutes by phone or in person, what takes hours or even days to say by text or email (another hint). Finding time for what?s important is key. While I am independent, I do appreciate chivalry. For those of you who practice this, you understand why it?s important.
Since you?re on here and still reading my profile, I?m assuming you?ve found yourself at the same crossroads in life and also know what you?re looking for and what?s important. I?m not on here to find ?lots of dates? but rather the one to date. If you share some of the same thoughts and think we may have ?chemistry?, drop me a line and we?ll see where it takes us.

Meet a woman from United States. I love being outside; gardening, exploring, hiking, camping, in/on the water or just being lazy in the sun. I love animals, I have two dogs who keep me laughing all day. I'm passionate about life, love, travel, animals, nature, good food and good cuddling, silly play, good theater, real talks and taking your money at the poker table. I am one of the lucky ones who have a really wonderful fun-loving family and friends I am proud to call extended family. I'm also really fortunate to have had success in a career that I find challenging and rewarding.
The man I would like to spend the rest of my life with knows who he is and is happy with himself. He enjoys both the finer things in life, like sushi, lobster and the theater, as well as the more simple things, like hiking all day and coming home to a bowl of my homemade soup and a long shower together. He's not afraid of being happy, he's not afraid to share himself and he understands that you only get out what you are willing to put in. He's strong and passionate about his own values and ideals, but still accepts and respects my choices. We'll compliment one another and while we'll both continue grow, sometimes through one another's good influence, we won't look to change one another. He's looking for a best friend and life-mate.