Date men and women from United States / California / Emeryville, 42 year old

Date people from California, United States. Saying something about myself here almost feels like answering the interview question, "Tell me about yourself". And some people answer it better than others. I'm not here to sell myself but I'd like to think myself as a kind and thoughtful person.
I enjoy meeting new people and learning about them. I enjoy having interesting conversations over coffee/tea. I'm open to chatting and exchaning emails for while until we get to know each a little.

Meet men and women from California, United States. ok, chances are, you are probably dead wrong for me, zero match. you know they lie about those percentages?
you really don't even need to keep reading, i think there is probably a fascinating documentary on HBO you can catch. i think it just started.
it's for the best really, that we're not a match. you pretty much dodged a bullet.
i mean, thank god i don't have a ton of pictures posted - you would not believe how hideous i am! you would probably be so disgusted you would just delete your account. you'd see my picture pop up on your 'new matches' one morning and spit out your coffee.
then there's the whole 'boring' thing. who has time for fun activities when there are all these cats to hoard?
well, ok, i do make it to Ye Olde Rennaissance Faire, so that probably counts as a hobby. once a year i get to strap on my furry faux goat legs and play my pan flute with the coven - heaven!
oh and i have kids of course - even more complicated, i know! but soon i'll have an empty nest though! my son just moved out finally (he is so crazy on the meth, like cuckoo! cuckoo!) and my daughter is heading to LA to work as an exotic dancer while she auditions for reality shows. and no, it's not technically "stripping" if you start the dance already naked, lol! my ex keeps freaking out about it but he's not even up for parole for another year so we're not sweating it really.
still here reading? well ok then! game on - you've been warned.

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