Date women from United States / California / Pacifica, 27 year old

Date single girl from California, United States. I'm an active single Mom with a pocket full of recycled jokes and knack for exploring and engaging conversations. I can set up a tent and do my hair(sometimes), but not simultaneously. I am curious about the world, appreciate foreign languages, , history, customs and religions. But I spend most of my time with kids. I'm generally not into the club scene and I hate that moment where someone has had a few drinks and removes our personal space distance to try and have a meaningful conversation that ends with the potential for us to make-out in a corner somewhere.
I have had this long standing idea that I would meet someone on top of a mountain and that we would just click from there on out. The reality however, is that I enjoy the beauty and nature that comes tieh the seclusion. The buzzword is seclusion, hence the lack of people usually associated with words that accompany adventures into the back country.
So I decided, being that there is strength in numbers, the odds to find commonalities might increase if I took my inquiries here. I'm not really sure how I feel about it being easier to find a (hopefully) silly, mildly childish, outdoorsy type- date, from my living room than it is out in the world but here I am, boys- shamelessly here selling myself, and here you are- reading my personal sales pitch.
I love Bolinas.
Lego's entertain me.
So do bonfires and long chats in the wilderness about nothing in particular.
I love Baseball- but I'm a Giants fan. Just so we're clear.
I thought I found whale teeth on the beach this weekend and yesterday a friend of mine told me that they were just really convincing shells. I was devastated.
I got out of the military a few years back, I've been going to college for a couple of years and I
m working on my bachelors.
I just started a business.
I don't have any tattoos and I don't smoke anything
I like the smell of pine trees
Raccoons scare me in the dark more than some natural predators, I read an article a couple of years ago that a bunch of raccoons were jumping people and I've been a little nervous when they approach a camp ever since.
I don't just camp, I dress up sometimes too.
I like to go to open mic's just to hear peoples thoughts, even if they are terrible writers. People fascinate me.
What about you? Maybe you have kids too or a big dog that thinks he/she is your child?
I don't think that all gender roles are lost as I appreciate a man who takes the initiative, I'm a little bit old fashioned that way. Ideally, you like the way you spend your time and the people in your life that spend your time with. You can be just as entertained at home googling the nature of things as you can hiking to Alamere Falls (well maybe not THAT entertained :) and maybe even perhaps in sometimes taking the front seat when it comes to making plans with me.
I bet you have a nice smile and.you can even say thank you in at least 5 languages.
That said, some of you boys are really good looking, charming, ridiculously educated etc etc- but I want to save us some time with writing a small list of incompatibilities and also to let you know why I politely will not/have not responded to you.
If you-
Prefer nightclubs to National Parks
Have a really expensive car that you wax once p/ week, we probably won't jive. I drive a ford pickup and rIght now, it could probably use a bath.
Deliberately took a picture of your car by itself and posted it in your profile.
Regularly eat at fast food restaurants/only eat American food
Think that education buys interest
Have uncommon body piercings
Go to bars more than a once a month on average and not because your favorite band is playing.
or Suggest we engage in romantic activities prior to ever conversing
I'm not the right girl.

Meet someone special from California, United States. Easy going person, I love to try something new.. I'm fun to be with.. I like movies and coffee.. And I have the passion to cook.. I'm a family oriented type.. I love pets especially cats.. I'm the typical person who knows how to have fun and when to be serious with life..