Date women from United States / California / Chatsworth, 27 year old

Date someone special from United States. Moved back to LA at the end of May after living in Hawaii. Glad to be back home!
I am on here for true love. I know it probably doesn't exist, but I still would like to believe that it does as frequently as I have been letdown by the opposite sex.
Ideally I would like to find a gentleman who has no friends or few friends, so that I can occupy your life. I will treat you well feeding you grapes while you are lying down, and likewise you will treat me the same.
I really would like to find a nice guy who is intelligent, has a good sense of humor, kind, disease free, good teeth (no open mouth pictures will make me think you have bad teeth), and treats me like a princess. I love men with a degree in something like engineering, computer science, or architecture. I love analytical minds.
Not to scare anyone, but when I date someone I always ask myself how good of a husband and father would they be. I’m looking for someone who is ready for marriage and to start a family. I hate the phrase “settle down” because I don’t think one should ever have to settle.
I am VERY exclusive of who I allow to enter my life. I have my defenses up when meeting new people. I also regularly get canceled first dates. I would love to be surprised and have a guy show up on time without canceling. If you are canceling, please be a grownup and call to apologize. If you lost interest in me, don't feel like you have to reschedule. I just would like to find someone who believes in some manners. I flat out will not give anyone a second chance unless you call me, seem genuinely sorry, and show up on a first date that was planned even better than the first with flowers in hand. Sorry if this makes me look crazy, but I'm just sick of men who lack class and the ability to actually keep plans. The regular excuse is "something came up at work." If you don't make me a priority, I'm out.
I do not take myself seriously nor am I politically correct. I love animals, have a sweet tooth and I like to read. My favorite shows include Mad Men, Law and Order, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 48 Hours Mystery, Taboo, Locked Up Abroad, Locked Down, and nearly everything about Satan or the world ending. I love independent movies, foreign movies, going to the beach, and playing tennis.
My current goals are the following:
1. Get a full time gig back in LA (lost my position in Hawaii).
2. Lose weight (don't worry, I'm not a skinny girl but I'm not someone who your friends will make fun of when dating).
3. Make the rest of 2012 not suck.
All my pictures are recent and no Photoshop, but I look horrible in person therefore I always try to dress slutty.