Date men from United States / California / Fountain Valley, 69 year old

Date single man from California, United States. I am Looking for an honest, sincere and loving person that is relatively atractive and fun to be with.
Religion is somewhat importand to me especially exellent charcter.
In order to be a good partner the Lady should be conservative.

Meet someone special from California, United States. In the past, I raised two great kids by myself... and I thought about running in the Boston Marathon, but not for long.
In the future, I'll leap tall buildings in a single bound, or learn to play the guitar... I can't decide.
I am firmly convinced that the most powerful laws in the universe are gravity and Murphy's. In the event of a conflict, Murphy's has precedence.
I'm looking for someone to laugh at life's absurdities with. You must be smarter than the average park bear and able to communicate with the dead. Prefer someone who understands the aesthetic value of a whoopee cushion and one who questions the validity of proper elevator etiquette. Seriously, if you think any of this is funny...that's a great start.