Date women from United States / California / Del Mar, 26 year old

Date a soulmate from Del Mar, United States. I like to think I'm passionate, funny, thoughtful, and very independent. I like nice people and don't put up with a lot of drama, so sorry if you like crazy girls. I love to laugh and have a good time, so having a sense of humor is a must. I tend to be really sarcastic, so you probably should be too :)
I can hold my own when it comes to sports (and classic rock), if it's a sport I like (football, basketball and most of all, hockey). I love dive bars probably more than most. I have a very old chocolate lab and don't understand why anyone would want a dog you can carry in a purse.
I love love love Michigan State, so you better be ready to watch college football or basketball at 9 am on a Saturday morning! And of course you can't be a U of M fan. Or Wisconsin. And I also hate Ohio State. The rest of the Big 10 is alright.
I majored in Russian language, just because I wanted to. To date, I've had exactly one Russian-speaking client, so it's proving to be a very useful degree. I'm from Pittsburgh, so yes, I like the Steelers. And I probably know more Rolling Stones and Frank Sinatra songs than you (thanks, Dad).
So if you want to email me (you should!), I promise I'm really nice :)
PS: I've read enough boring profiles on here, so somebody please make me laugh!!