Date men and women from United States / California / Simi Valley, 39 year old

Date men and women from California, United States. As my coffee cup and I sit here and contemplate just how to rewrite this profile for the umpteenth time, in order to attract the right kind of woman, I am plagued by the thought that social networking may be working against any healthy social connections.
It's not so much the proverbial hard and fast rules of dating, it's the general sense of self-respect and self-worth I have that allow me to be content not to settle.
So, here's the pitch:
Immediately people notice my eyes and smile, but my humor comes out quickly and conversation with me is really easy. I'm very honest and loyal. You can hear my laugh from across the room. I enjoy hiking, performing comedy (yes, I am a comedy writer and comedian,) winter and summer sports, long drives along the coast, holding hands while walking to our dinner reservation, running and working out and I'd like to enjoy doing it all with a woman who enjoys doing the same; a woman who enjoy being with me and only me. I want a partner with whom I can enjoy all activities together whatever they may be.
I'd have to say that developing a relationship with a great foundation built on friendship, trust, honesty; monogamy and respect really are the most important things to me. Attraction is great and needed, but without the bind of friendship that creates the respect and mutual admiration, a loving relationship isn't likely.
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.
I've done some cool things in life, some adrenaline, some crazy, and some spiritual. Performing stand-up comedy and working with celebs and other comics (when I tour), working as a flight nurse on a medical helicopter and traveling to many far reaches just to breathe the air there.
I'm as real a man as they come. From weekend retreats to a bed and breakfast in Vermont where there is no cell reception; to the quick getaway to my other home, Pittsburgh, PA I can, and will do it all.
So, I'm hoping a sensitive, successful, thirty something guy like myself can find that woman who is perfect for him...not perfect, but perfect for me; faithful, honest, passionate, loves to cuddle, and is willing to cope with my little quirks - not much, just those little things about me that make me...well, me. I'm very passionate and love the "chemistry" that comes only with that special person. I love my family; as you can see from the photos with my niece. I'm a big cuddler - it's hard for me to sleep, unless I'm being held or holding that special someone. Those are just a few of the things that make James, James.
I HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS FROM OUR DATE. As with all adults, we've all had dates that range from horrible to AMAZING!. I'm a CHEMISTRY junkie. I know I have a match on here somewhere. From the minute we meet and feel that spark, to our end of evening kiss. Ya’ know, it's not so much the kiss as it is the milliseconds prior to the kiss --- we are so close that you feel the heat from my breath; our mouths water; eyes closed...dreaming of how this will feel; we slowly make our way closer and our brains pick up the pheromones...the CHEMISTRY begins; finally a soft, perfectly fitting kiss. One we've, quite hopefully, been waiting for hours to get to.
Ha, ha I love that stuff. I'm a total romantic and love being in love. It just doesn't happen for me that often.
If you feel like taking a chance, email me. I'm a real man and a professional who looks for the "personal" in the Personals, so stop wasting time and contact me.
I'll include a few pics...my hair is long and the little girl is my amazing niece. We are so close...she's 6, going on 20. That's freaking me out, to say the least.

Meet a man from California, United States. I don't ask for much really. Somebody who is kind and genuine, recently won the lottery and wants nothing more then to make love and cook me food. Oh, and if you own a boat that's a big plus!
Also, and this isn't a deal breaker, but I'd prefer you don't have any silicone surgically inserted anywhere on your body unless it was for legitimate medical reasons.
About me:
I am: intelligent, stable, sane, attractive, athletic, happy, shy at times, generous, strong, healthy, caring, well groomed, chivalrous, a little goofy, good with my hands, liberal, artistic, confused by online dating.
I am not: a Calvin Klein model, a talented athlete, a snappy dresser, a vegetarian, into video games, a drunk, musical, lazy, rich, a dancer, mean spirited or selfish.
I'm a liberal tree hugging hippie at heart. I hate everything Fox news and the Tea party stand for. You don't have to be liberal, but if you ever had the desire to hold a NObama poster while wearing 19th century clothing, then we are not going to be a good fit.
I have a 10 y/o son and he definitely comes first in all aspects of my life.
I'm divorced and I have my son half of the time. I'm not looking to find him a new mom, but I do screen potential dates on how well they will interact with him.
Global warming is real, gays should be allowed to marry and we need to end the war on drugs by legalizing cannabis. I hope you agree.
I'm thick skinned, it's very hard to offend me. Bigotry and the need to treat other people badly to compensate for deep rooted insecurities are the only things that truly offend me.
Not into clubs, much rather hang out at some dive bar and shoot pool. I can't dance to save my life, but get a few drinks in me and I just might be willing to embarrass myself on the dance floor. But under no circumstance will I Salsa dance (and neither will any other self respecting heterosexual male).
I love to travel when the finances allow it. Snowboarding, boating and camping would be my top choices, but some tropical beach is always a good choice too. I've traveled all over Europe and Mexico. Would love to visit Asia and Africa one day!
btw, I am allergic to cats, so if you are a cat person it's gonna be an issue. I love dogs though!

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