Date men and women from United States / California / Rio Dell, 44 year old

Date a soulmate from Rio Dell, United States. .How many times can I use the term "I" and still remain humble?.
I am bored
I have a cat
I am a hard worker
I live comfortably
I have always had good jobs
I have seen much of the world
I am not rich
I don't do drugs
I have never been to jail in the USA
I am ambidextrous
I will make you laugh but not because I'm trying too
I don't lie
I am not perfect -
I lied about not being perfect
I enjoy good natured back and forth banter
I don't take myself to seriously
I think intelligence is sexy
I am not a serial dater and I don't give up the "goodies" readily
I have been told I am an under achiever by choice
I am not a heavy drinker but I've had my moments
I have been described as a bad boy but this is not true.
I have lived in Alaska as well as Arizona
I have a quirky sense of humor -
I like to kick children and stomp furry little animals
I was just kidding about the last statement
I don't have delicate sensibility's but I'm working on it
I am an individualist
I don't hold a grudge for more than ten years.
I have a low tolerence for drama
I can be very direct
I have served my country
I have witnessed horendous things
I happen to think "sleepless in Seattle" was a good movie
I grew up poor and hungry
I believe chemistry is illusive
I have served the community
I attended 14 schools as a child
I am an avid reader
I am very loyal
I have never had a traffic ticket
I love animals
I have three pet fish, one is missing
I think Marty the cat also likes pet fish
I have been told I have some redneck attributes
I have been known to write my own software programs
I will definately like you if you are software curious
I think laughing until I hurt is usually brought on by irony.
I have been known to bullsh_t my way out of trouble with my superintendant
I tend to think a little bit of sarcasm is healthy and not neccesarily an expression of apathy
I am a moral man but I am not self rightious
I believe on a general level that people try to do the right thing
I am a realist by nature
I am attracted to optimists
I believe that a realist is what an optimist calls a pesimist
I am self aware
I have become aware that I am a booby man
I am turned off by racial bigotry
I am incredibly amused and humored by obscure and abstract subjects
I can be serious when a situation requires my full attention
I think some women on these sites place a high premium on cleavage pics
I can embarass myself and it's ok
I lean to the right politically but I am not an ideolog
I am most probably a libertarian but don't want to admit it.
I am attracted to "good girls"
I don't know why I attract "bad girls"
I am not incredibly attracted to multiple body piercings and tattoo's
I think I was born in the wrong time
I am responsible but have been known to procrastinate
I wouldn't describe myself as incredibly organized
I have baggage but I can't find it
I have been described as an extrovert but this is also not true
I am an introvert that finds extroverted people fascinating
I have a 19 year old daughter who I adore that loves my money
I have an ex wife that describes my humor as immature that also loves my money
I have been told my daughter's mother and I are good parents
I think if I have to referee another mother/daughter standoff I'm going fishing
I believe my daughters math skills are freaky geeky and a little scary
I hope my daughter never finds out what really happened to "Freddie the Fish"
I think things were better when my daughter thought boys were Icky
I think the town police chief thinks he's a better fisherman than he really is
I have more things I could add but if I keep using the term "I" it will be impossible for me to remain humble