Date men and women from United States / California / Hercules, 49 year old

Date men and women from California, United States. What am I looking for in a relationship?
A smart, loving, sensual woman. Extra points if you're bodacious and have a wicked sense of humor. A self sufficient woman who doesn't have an agenda or more baggage than Paris Hilton on safari. A woman who is not repulsed by men and all of our little ways (sorry ladies, we're programed differently). Basically, I would like meet a woman to share in some fun, maybe some travel, and, if the chemistry is right, some romantic escapades, and if things go really, really well, a long-term relationship. I just want to be myself–guards down–and be really comfortable, even silly and playful at times. I just need to find the right woman.
Who or what makes me smile?
A sumptuous meal with friends or family. Thoughtful, provocative conversation over a nice Bordeaux. Live music, especially in small venues. The purrs and blissful facial expression of a cat being brushed. A dog’s frantically wiggled welcome home. Playful antics, high-jinks, and horseplay (we spend way too much of our lives being serious). And, knowing that the bad people will reincarnated as dung beetles for eternity (sorry, did I share too much?).
What accomplishments am I most proud of?
A successful, meaningful career, a bunch of industry awards... but more importantly, making my Dad laugh, having my Mom say she loves my art–or my cooking, being friends–not just a sibling–with my older brother, and really annoying my little sister (Hey, she started it..!). A "comfortable" early retirement. Note: not code for unemployed. If you could stop working and pursue your own interests, wouldn't you too? And, if I choose to work again, it will be entirely on my terms.
What am I grateful for?
Well, I'm grateful that I'm not a dung beetle. And, being retired–it doesn't suck: Taking long vacations that really allow you to be somewhere else, making my plans for the day based on the weather and my mood, soaking and stretching in the hot tub at 10:30AM on a weekday, no school nights, ever..! I could go on. And, I'm grateful that you're still reading my inane drivel (or are you now seeking a restraining order?). I live pretty darn well (at least I think so). Yes, I enjoy some decadence and vulgar excess (I'm an Epicure after all), but I'm not into a soulless pursuit of money to fund the hollow, ostentatious trappings that consume the lives of other folks. They're called "trappings" for a reason. Do you own your things, or do they own you?
How would I describe your social life?
Well, since I'm on Match.com there's obviously something missing in my social life, and presumably in yours too. I'm generally a little reserved when I first meet people–especially meeting people within large groups or crowds. Once I get to know you, that's when things really get interesting.
What types of things make me laugh out loud?
Lots of things do, both good and bad. I love the serendipitous and ironic moments of our lives. Hysterical moments that cannot be recreated. Then again, sometimes, at the worst moments, you just have to laugh, and then scream, and then laugh, and then scream again, until you recover. Or, until a large butterfly net is gently lowered over you... or they Taser the livin' bejesus out of you. Either way, you're in for some serious meds which can sometimes be a real hoot.
What are the things in life I'm most passionate about?
Happiness. Yes, all the epicurean pursuits I've described are my passions too, but they're just a means to a greater overall objective. I want to be happy more and perturbed less. I want to be with people I like, and do the things that make me happy. I would like to be together more and alone less.I think you may be able to help. If you have similar goals, give me a wink, and let's talk about it...
A couple other comments:
Hercules is small bedroom community on the water in the East Bay with some of the best weather in the Bay Area.
I am truly 6'2'.

Meet single man from California, United States. Funny. Hard working. Loyal. People person. Care for my fellow man. Empathetic. I am happy, joyous and free. Looking for a caring loving women to be a partner in life. Would love to find someone who is willing to share happy moments as well as challenging situations. Someone who I can talk to without being judged.

Date someone special from California, United States. When you wish upon a star
Dreams will take you very far, yeah
But when you wish upon a dream
Life ain't always what it seems, oh yeah
What'd you see, on nights so clear
In the sky, so very dear, yeah
You're a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be