Date single man from Upland, United States. If ya got no sense of humor and you're not a fan of witty commentary, you'll HATE my profile.
I sleep with a night light on, only because the dark is afraid of me. I was once promoted to a God, but I turned down the demotion. When the owl asks 'who'... the answer is always ME! If I ride in your car, its resale value will instantly increase. Satellites have been launched into orbit for my personal benefit. I can speak French, in Russian. The galaxy revolves around my backside. If I disagree with you, it is because you are wrong. I live vicariously through myself. My charisma is visable from space. The contents of my tacos refuse to fall from the shell. If I forget postage, the letter still gets there. My reputation is expanding faster than the universe. I can crack a bank vault with a wink and a smile.
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Date people from Upland, United States. Hey there, a little about me. Well I've been called '' cute '' . But that doesn't mean anything if you take it too seriously. Never done a dating service before, then I find out that the competition out there is fierce, beautiful women with a good income, wow ''cute'' doesn't cut it anymore. So all I can do is be nice and trustworthy, and hope for the best. People making each other laugh wow, I love too laugh my butt off, and you laughing with me too, I like to hear men laugh, its the best sound. But then sometimes Im a little quiet, but maybe it's because Im listening to you. You know a good conversation is so sexy between two people who are attracted to each other, but here I am searching, you know sometimes all you need is one minute of courage and something special could happen. Finding a man who is relaxed, easygoing and non judgemental are great qualitie s I like. Sense of humor is the best. Maybe you have some of these, maybe your interested, maybe. Im kinda nice, hope you are too. So pray we all find Love......... STAY HUNGRY STAY FOOLISH STAY SWEET