Date women from United States / California / Fullerton, 29 year old

Date someone special from Fullerton, United States. A few things you should know about me...
I laugh at people. I laugh at people falling, I laugh at myself fall (which happens way more than it should). I laugh at corny jokes and I have a very smart mouth. I have thick skin and you cant survive a date with me if you don't have one yourself. If we can't laugh our butts off together, we will never see eye-to-eye! I am silly and not afraid to make a fool of myself. I am strong-willed and while I will give 100% of myself, I won't give up who I am or what I believe.
Are you hungry? Eat. This is where the Italian comes out in me. I'll feed you. In fact I may feed you too much. Want Julia Child's gourmet style? Too bad. You'll get what I make you. I'll even wash the dishes. Kind of me, huh? You're welcome.
I believe in friendship. I believe that any relationship is crap without it. I believe in old school relationships - monogamy, respect, honesty and loyalty. I believe it's out there. I believe that people are innately good but sometimes make bad decisions that they shouldn't be judged for. I believe in letting people be themselves and appreciating them for who they are.
I am extremly laid back and don't get offended easily. That said, I am very protective of those I love. I was raised to be loyal and take care of family and friends.
Family is very important to me and I want the person I am with to feel the same. Family drives me insane, but that just comes with the territory.
I have no kids, but I do want one (or some) one day. I don't feel a biological clock ticking so don't sweat it...I am not trying to rush anyone into anything! I hope this isn't harsh, but I prefer someone who doesn't have children either. I love kids, but I would like to not worry about drama, weekend schedules or past lives. I would like to have our first child be OUR first child. That said, it's not a deal breaker. I know I can love another's child like my own.
I am not a lawyer, doctor or politician. I do well for myself and I hope you can too. I dont drive a mercedes and I dont require you to. I do, however, have a preference that you dont drive a Cadillac with 24" rims and live in your mothers garage. It's weird.
As if my pictures don't already portray it, I'm not a twig. I have recently lost a lot of weight and am working on losing a little more. Not too much, though. I like being curvy. If you want a size 5, I am not your girl! I am thick with big hips and not afraid of them. You shouldn't be either. They're friendly...I swear. As far as YOUR looks...I don't ask for much. Be taller than me (I'm only 5'3"!) in my heels. Your ethnicity makes no difference to me. What is inside and who you are is what really matters, not the color of your skin, eyes or hair. Just don't be ugly...just kidding!
I am who I am. I laugh, I make others laugh. I enjoy being around good people and can be critical of those I feel have ill-intentions or who act too good for others. I love hard and I am not afraid to admit it. I am sassy, sarcastic and silly. Interested yet? Wink at me...send me an email...you know you want to. I dare you.

Meet single girl from Fullerton, United States. In a nutshell as you know I'm single just like everyone else is on this site... lol I'm trying out something new and out of the ordinary - for me at least. Plus, it doesn't hurt to try... (at least once) LOL
I'm a very sweet, honest, charming, witty, hard working kinda lady. I love to have fun and live life to the fullest. I take my job serious and am determined to succeed in my field... and when it's time to unwind I like to let my hair loose and have some fun with my favorite kinda people... my family and friends!
I'm a big time Green Bay Packer fan... I love football and you will definitely catch me watching football on Sundays! Go Pack Go!!! LOL Besides football I enjoy hanging out with my friends.. bbq'ing, wine-tasting, dinning out and just watching movies and hanging out...
I am looking for someone that is just real - not afraid of opening up and taking a chance, love a charming kinda guy, someone with a sense of humor and someone goal oriented and must love "football" too! and please, No drama or Games please... :)
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