Date women from United States / California / Quartz Hill, 29 year old

Date a soulmate from Quartz Hill, United States. email me and ask me if you’d like to know anything else... I don't want to spend a lot of time on this because I doubt people read it…A little bit about me
-I try to live a healthy and happy life and will try everything
-I love my lil fam-bam and my besties
-I am very funny and will always be joking around and making people laugh
-I love my career (I'm always training and taking bad guys to jail)
-I enjoy hanging out, BBQing, movies,cooking,sports, bars, dancing, eating, camping, shopping, road trips, the lake , the beach, anything outdoors or in the water (my zodiac is cancer so I think this is why i love outside, water, summer stuff).. LOL ok I enjoy everything!!
and I am looking for someone who...
Is confident, funny(meaning he'll take my jokes and joke back and not get all emo or butt hurt),someone who hearts their career (and is motivated to succeed, better themselves, values education or is really good at what they do, and of course someone who makes lotsa money so we can travel, invest, buy toys and retire young. Also this someone has to have lotsa fun no matter what they/we do (whether is watching a sports game.. cause I'm down for football, but your better watch chick flicks with me!), someone who enjoys being outside and doing outside stuff, and someone who is super hot and handsome so we can be cuddle buddies (I am very affectionate so i love kissing, spanking, grabbing your butt,.. and i'll be all over you) Oh yeah and someone who is down to cook and bake red velvet cupcakes together!! (with butter cream frosting) well if you dont want to cook you can eat :) "dang that's a whole lotta wants! Oh and you must love Country and Hip hop.. because I will sing "I'm not hear for a long time, I'm here for a good time" and then remix it with Lil Wayne stuff...
totally copied and pasted this from a besties profile who got married off of this... so i should get some dates for sure now... LOL Just kidding!!!