Date women from United States / California / Chico, 29 year old

Date single girl from California, United States. If youРІР‚в„ўre looking for someone with the brain of a supermodel and the body of a scientist, look no further! Here I am. My name is Maria, and I am a Japanese/Mexican exotic gourmet blend.
An exhaustive account of all the facets of my awesomeness would be impractical—nay, impossible—so here are the wave tops. I’ve spent a lot of time in South Africa raising and rehabilitating orphaned baboons. Whoa! Did you just fall out of your seat because you are so amazed? Calm down, partner. I’m just getting warmed up here. So let’s see… I was once featured on Animal Planet, so yes, I do consider myself a celebrity (very famous). I studied yoga in India. (Shout out to all my mad-smart Subcontinent homies!) I graduated from Chico State with a degree in something. I once woke up while working in the Costa Rican jungle with a tarantula in my bed, and I didn’t even care. That’s right. I didn’t even care. It’s because I’m a world-class badass, and I knew that the tarantula would get the hell out of there once he recognized my face (very famous). Once when I was a teenager and I worked at a movie theater, Kevin Mitchell—the 1989 National League MVP (duh!), came up to buy some popcorn from me. I was like, “Hey, you were my favorite player when I was a kid.” He came back like he was all offended and said, “Were?” So I was like, “That’ll be $107, please.” I also know how to properly use a semicolon. If you are one of those unfortunate souls that didn’t already know that a semicolon is used to join two closely related independent clauses, then I’m sorry that you’ll never find true happiness.
In all seriousness, IРІР‚в„ўm not as boisterous as the above paragraph might lead you to believe; I just thought IРІР‚в„ўd liven things up on here. In reality, IРІР‚в„ўm an ardent appreciator of simplicity, calm, and balance. I particularly welcome those into my life who actively endeavor to cultivate a compassionate heart towards all, for I truly believe that is the key to happiness. Every day I take time to create a better me. IРІР‚в„ўd like to meet someone who not only appreciates that, but also makes his own effort to be an ever-better version of himself.
AN IMPORTANT NOTE: If you smoke pot, I'm sure you are a lovely person, but I have no interest in dating you, so please save us both some time and donРІР‚в„ўt contact me. This is a Drug Free Zone. Muchas Gracias.

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. I've been happily divorced for about two years now. I have two wonderful children. I feel lucky that I have a job I like and don't work to hard at. My favorite things to do are water skiing and hiking with my dog. I'm a pretty good cook and love to bake. I am a really easy going person, I don't like drama.