Date men and women from United States / California / Chino, 55 year old

Date single man from California, United States. I'm a pretty happy guy. I just finished my divorce and I'm clear of her. I also just won a nasty court case and AND...THE KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP!!! All that behind me, I'm making new friends since I lost friends family after the divorce. I love karaoke especially if it's with the live bands that I hang out with. I'm 55 but I do alot of "young" things. I hang with 20, 30 and 40 somethings. Seems like I do certain things later in life and I'm hoping that I can do certain things family wise later in life. How about that? I am a Christian and I still want to be with a Christian woman although I found out the hard way that there are crazy women in the church cause..... I married one. I am speaking my mind aren't I? I still hope for a romantic time in my life with someone that appreciates things like that. Yes, she has to look attractive to me. Can she sing too? Not a deal breaker but it would be nice. Of course I want to meet someone that likes to laugh. Doesn't every woman's profile here say they like to laugh? Do they all want to meet Jerry Seinfeld or something. Are there any here that say that they don't like to laugh? Ok. I'd like to meet someone who likes to laugh, is attractive, believes in Christianity, wants to have kids(that'll narrow it down, well Kevin Costner is doing it). Someone who is not crazy(at least if she is crazy and knows that she is, that might be ok). Maybe she likes cycling. I'm on my bike all the time. Maybe she'll like to join me for live band karaoke too. I like some of Sheryl Crow's thoughts like "I'm gonna soak in the sun. I'm going to tell everyone...to lighten up" Or "It's not about getting what you want but.. wanting what you got". Any Sheryl Crows out there?

Meet people from California, United States. My friends would describe me as the funniest person they know and i love to make people laugh especially strangers.I would like to share a nice day or evening with a nice lady.It's never fun being alone all the time and would like to meet someone to take in a ballgame with or go to a comedy club or
a play.A quiet evening at home while i cook you a nice dinner is always fun too.A nice lunch down by the beach while enjoying a nice ocean view and good conversation would be great or just driving down the coast until we find a cool place to eat is always fun.I would like a girl who can make me laugh for a change and i would love to find someone who i can't stop thinking of all day at work.I was married twice and i was a good husband and father and i never had someone who was my best friend and this time maybe i'll find her.I enjoy staying active and don't look my age or act it either.I would love to find someone who would like to go hiking or play tennis or take in a ballgame.I have two boys ages 23 and 11 and i help coach my son Jake's baseball team and love
working with the kids and seeing them improve.I've been on match a few months now and have met some nice ladies and it's been interesting to say the least but it's tough out there in the dating world and maybe i'm too picky but i don't want to go through another divorce and want to make sure this time and if it's meant to be it's meant to be.I love sports but i'm no couch potato either so i need someone to help me get out of the house because i can't find anyone at Church or the supermarket.If you're into just dating and don't want to be in a serious relationship then buena suerte amiga and adios.If you're just looking for a booty call i have
friends who might be interested but that's not me at least not till i know you better.I'm afraid of clowns,dwarfs,mimes(they annoy me
more than scare me)so if you love the circus i'll wait in the car.I love kids especially listening to lil girls giggle,a puppies breath,watching people slip(but not get hurt)the movie's bridesmaids,Tombstone,due date,the hangover 1 & 2,hall pass,all the godfather ones,all the Friday one's,He really not in to you(everyone on this site can relate)It's complicated and Alec Baldwin cracks
me up in everything and anything that can make me laugh because i will cry in a sad movie(end of ol yeller)and my son Jake make's fun of me when he catches me Not a big fan of the scarey one's where people get maimed).i love putting ketchup packets under toilet seats in public restrooms,throwing sneakers on telephone wires,playing strip poker at an old folks home,margaritas,kissing,changing the men's/women's signs on restroom doors(be careful at the movie theater)being a superhero,
(hey old bald guys can be one too)reading all your profiles on match and so many other weird stuff and oh yeah i see dead people
and hear voices and collect potato chips that look like famous people JUST KIDDING ON SOME OF THESE THINGS BUT LET ME TAKE YOU OUT AND I'LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE'S WHILE WE LOOK AT MY CHIP COLLECTION(OK THAT WAS ONE).
IF YOU ARE A NEW YORK YANKEE FAN OR ARE WILLING TO CONVERT YOU ARE DATE WORTHY!!!
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P.S. Please don't contact me if you don't live in so.calif, i don't think i want to date a girl in new york,north carolina,new mexico
costa rica(really?)got a wink from a girl in kenya(i've seen the lion king and don't feel like getting attacked by a lion after i drop
you off at your hut which probably doesn't even have cable) don't (IM) me because it always skips or makes you mispell and i'd
rather talk to you.If you're way under 30yrs old and don't know who the Doors or Beatles were.If you don't have a picture yet or as
i refer to you gals as "shadow women" because it's hard to see you in dark places and all we see is your eyes and teeth.

Date someone special from California, United States. a rolling stone gather no moss, This is me, i constant ly look for changes, I love outdoors and I love to cuddle and be cuddled to.. I like to play golf and bowling. I am not to athletic. I am generous and kind if treated well.

Meet men and women from California, United States. I am a gentle and loving soul seeking the same.I value honesty and integrity; a curious mind and a generous spirit.I want to meet a woman whose interested in a real, long-term relationship and all the thrills that go with that–socializing and enjoying intimate times like going the movies,romantic meals,cuddling up and watching DVDs.I’m not a shy, introverted guy–but I’m not an extroverted man either that has to show off.I’m somewhere in the middle.
I love friends and family and hope that my match would also.I enjoy meeting new people and conversing about all types of subjects... simply add a o l and the rest to my profile name on here...am more conversant with that and will reply once I get your message.... So what are you waiting for, get in touch.
I wish you all the best in your search. If my profile resonates, please do let me know.

Date a soulmate from California, United States. I am retired and looking to see if there might still be someone out there for me, I am pretty relaxed and just want to have a good time without drama, I am from a big family my parents are gone, but we all get along, I have a dry sense of humor, I haven't dated for a while

Meet a man from California, United States. I believe a good time to laugh is anytime you can. I admire a redient smile, a good sense of humor and one that knows when to easily play and enjoy life. Life can be to demanding at times and a smile relaxes tension, brightens horizons and softens moments. Family is important and should always come first.

Date someone special from Chino, United States. I am looking for someone who is very hardworking, respectful, clean and loves children, someone I can depend on and trust. I want someone who will be proud to say that we are together someone who isn't selfish and loves to give to people in need. I want a man who can comfort me after a hard day of work and someone who can make me smile no matter how bad my day was.