Date women from United States / California / Portola Valley, 49 year old

Date a soulmate from California, United States. Here's a general description of me, and what I look for in a partner, using at least 200 characters so I can get into this thing; I am beautiful, intelligent, educated,funny (can make fun of myself too), talented, athletic, love to travel, ski, ride horses, appreciate and want to play golf, open minded to new situations, can go out and fit in pretty much anywhere, and can be just as happy staying home reading books, and watching movies, and blah, blah, bladetty, blah, blah, etc. Sounds great, right? Specs; 5'5 , 115 pds, brunette and blonde, green eyes.
You; good looking, intelligent, FUNNY, must love animals... I'll cut to the chase here. A male version of me, but taller. Pretty shallow stuff here, right? Too bad. If you don't like it, don't read this. If you do, yeyyy!
P.S. If this made you laugh, or feel cocky, then we will probably get along.