Date men from United States / California / Alhambra, 33 year old

Date someone special from California, United States. I've photographed lions in South Africa, downed a beer under the shade of Egyptian pyramids, and partied with a clown in Mykonos. I've almost drowned under the pull of whitewater rapids and compiled a Yelp list dedicated to my frozen yogurt adventures. I've put drunk drivers behind bars, and spent a year doing nothing but writing short stories. And the only thing this has taught me is clowns really know how to party.
My days tax my left brain, so I spend my nights letting the right side out of the bag. I like being artsy. This doesn't mean I sit around wearing a beret while smoking a cigarette and reading the New Yorker. Though, I do read the New Yorker. You might be able to talk me into the beret, though I look silly in hats.
I try not to take most things seriously, and that includes this whole internet dating thing. And since this is internet dating, you're probably going to have to find a way to prove to me you're not an axe murderer. It's nothing personal, I just had a bad experience once. Ok, maybe twice.