Date men from United States / California / Van Nuys, 33 year old

Date single man from California, United States. It was the best headline I could think of. Any woman who loves Anchorman is someone I'd like to get to know better. I'm originally from Chicago, and while I've lived in L.A. for nearly 12 years, I go back as often as I can. My humble Midwestern roots have made me who I am today.
What do I look for in a woman? Good question. Honesty, loyalty and some sarcasm with a shot of silly! :) Someone who laughs at all my jokes, even the lame ones (although I will try to keep the latter at a minimum). Please be independent as well. You know how women generally feel about guys in their 30s who still live at home? Well, it works both ways. As odd as this may sound, I actually prefer that you have a kid than if you're still physically attached to Mom and Dad (or Grandma) . If you happen to fall under both categories, please move along and best of luck on your search. Don't get me wrong, I do hope that we progress in our courtship that you would introduce me to your family one day, and vice versa, but let's spend some time working towards that first. Huge plus if you are a sports fan!
So, what do you say? Hope you like what you see. You should also know that I only signed up with Match til the first week of August. Let's get to know each other. :)