Date women from United States / Arizona / Phoenix, 40 year old - page 6

Date someone special from Phoenix, United States. TOP TEN most unsuccessful profile HEADLINES
drum roll please ...
1. Rejected by (insert other dating site name here), banned from (insert another dating site name here)
2. I need directions to my GPS... (I can't find it)
3. Nobody Seeking Anybody (who thinks they're somebody)
4. Loyal match member for 10 years (Kidding SERIOUSLY!)
5. Frequent Maury Povich guest (gotta get that paternity test stuff verified!)
6. Anxiously waiting to hear back from Dr Phil, he must be really busy
7. I always use an alias when anonymous
8. Major credit card required to view my profile
9. I'm visually impaired - no need to send out of date, misleading photos
10.Highly unmotivated, unprofessional and am generally depressed most days (but I love hiking!)
and, yes, I do realize that these are silly and that I'm not that funny, but I do appreciate a unique sense of humor. I would enjoy meeting a natural comedian, or someone with an appreciation for wit and sarcasm and of course sillyness. (or is it silliness) is there spellcheck on this thing?
I like happy hours and would prefer meeting someone in person versus blabbing back and forth through email or talking on the phone.

Meet a soulmate from Phoenix, United States. Not to scare you, but I am the mother of two wonderfull children, who love to the bone.....
If you still continue to read my profile, you have past the "test".
I consider myself to be a cheerfull, outgoing and trustworthy person.
Love to spend quality time with the ones I love.
Love to travel to diferrent countries or just a weekend trip in the USA.
If I am not working you can find me in the kitchen ... so no pizza here ;8

Date a woman from Phoenix, United States. I am a very fun, outgoing, adventurous person who always, and I mean, ALWAYS sees the best in every situation. I am a giver by nature which has been a blessing. I don't believe in bitterness or anger, rather a peaceful choice of living without drama or anxiety. Life is too short to be played or to play. I will be completely honest with you and I expect the same in return. Relationships are hard. They take a lot of effort and trust. I want to find that person who I can trust fully. If you are scared of commitment, I will not be the woman for you. I desire to be married again one day. I have come to the conclusion that what I am looking for may be hard to find, but I am willing to wait until the right person comes along for my dream to come true. If I feel there may be a connection or an interest, I will really make an effort to try. I also want to sincerely wish everyone out there luck in finding a trusting, loving relationship. Life is so short and we all deserve to share it with someone who will truly give their heart fully.

Meet someone special from Arizona, United States. I like to laugh and hope to help make others laugh with me, at me, or at a situation, it doesn't matter as long as we are laughing! There are only a few feelings that come to mind that are better than enjoying a full on, straight from the belly, laugh.
I like to relax by enjoying a quiet time at home, cuddled up on the couch watching a good movie, but I also enjoy being active. I try to get to the gym 3-4 times a week and I like to go for walks when the weather is not too hot. I've been hiking a few times and would love to do more of that (perhaps Flagstaff, Prescott, Pinetop, etc when the valley is too hot). As for sports, I'll admit that I am a novice, but I'd really like to learn more about them. Wanna teach me? :)
I have not been fortunate to travel much yet, but would absolutely love the opportunity to experience different places, climates, cultures, and landscapes. Maybe time to get a passport? I enjoy being around water, any beach is a favorite place of mine. One of these days, I will zipline through somewhere fabulous and experience a waterfall in person!
I like to go out for dining, movies, coffee, a glass of wine, perhaps even a dance or two. It would be nice to go to a sporting event, try a rock gym together, take a walk or a hike together. I'm open to new adventures.
I'd like to learn to cook better (I'm not a terrible cook, but there is always room for improvement!). I think it would be fun to have someone to make a mess with in the kitchen and enjoy the fruits of our labor!
Life is short, want to enjoy each day and night with laughter, love, and gratitude. If this interests you, feel free to contact me. If not, best of luck in your search. May you find what you are looking for.

Date a soulmate from Arizona, United States. This gal is like spiked coffee with soft mounds of sweet whipped cream: edgy, intoxicating, and delicious. More: sass, wit, wild gesticulations and depth will keep her man on his toes and ever delighted.
Her = Real. Yogini. Honest. Heartfelt. Responsible. Mature. Open. Mystic. Pantheist. Quirky. Articulate. Wickedly Funny. Sexier than Mary Magdalene. Mercurial. Chocolate. Short and sweet. Stormy.
He = Real. Yogi. Honest. Heartfelt. Responsible. Mature. Open. Mystic. Pantheist. Quirky. Articulate. Wickedly Funny. Sexier than Jesus. Saturnian. Peanut Butter. Tall and Strapping. Clear.
P.S. - you likely live in Costa Rica or Tibet. You likely have an accent and a strange but endearing way with words. You will likely never read this because you live in a cave and eat red berries (but not the poisonous kind.) You are an enlightened 360 degree caveman, rife with college education, primordial wisdom, scads of exotic currency, and an uncanny ability to teach ancient tantric techniques to bright, inquiring students...hmm....or something like that.
Can't wait to hang out with your friends Tenzing and Pobra. Namaste. Er, Hasta Pronto!

Meet a woman from Arizona, United States. Passionate about my work and life, I value being humble yet sophisticated. I am compassionate and creative and love art, food, wine, travel, great live music, and dancing. I like to live a healthy lifestyle.
Am looking for a man who is serious about his life yet is fun and romantic! Seeking a man who values and appreciates his partner. Intellect, character, charm, wit, leadership qualities, and loyalty are essential. :)

Date someone special from United States. Love to smile and laugh. Enjoy watching sports (football and baseball first, any others are next). Enjoy family and close friend time, bc if it weren't for them I would not have the foundation under me to be me. Seeking someone to be my best friend yet still light a fire under me to drive a spark.

Meet a soulmate from United States. My name is Charity im 40 yrs old. Im looking for a man who has fun and can treat me right . Has to be honest and outgoing . Hopefully free spirited. I have a 14 year old daughter. Must impress her first. Shes a sweetheart, so no worries.

Date a woman from United States. I like dancing, snowboarding, hiking, spending time with family and friends, and traveling. I like sushi, mexican, and greek food. Looking for someone kind, honest, smart, with a good sense of humor. My hope for a first date would be a pleasant one where you click. It is not work. You are not looking at your watch, hoping it would end. You leave feeling good.

. I am a quirky girl who can be a little goofy and sometimes shy. I am looking for someone who knows when to laugh and when to be a little serious. There are times when I want to be a homebody and there are times when I want to be out and social. My friends may consider me an extroverted introvert.

. I am a home body; I love watching movies and just snuggling up together. My friends tell me I have a heart of gold and give way to many chances to those who donРІР‚в„ўt deserve it. My son is number one in my life and he always will be.

. Intelligent, witty, articulate, fun-loving, and passionate woman. Educated, enjoy traveling, good conversation, learning new things, exploring new places, treasure hunting, adventures, life and love!
I'm very passionate and affectionate and love to receive/give tons of attention to my partner. If you don't like being touched alot -- and touching back -- then I'm not the one for you. I want to be half of one of those rare old couples who are still madly in love and can't keep their hands off of each other, even after decades of marriage. :-)
I have a huge range of interests...there isn't much in life that I can't find fascinating in one way or another. I can be a girly-girl and enjoy dressing up in heels and jewelry or I can get down and dirty out camping or fishing or whatever. I'm not squeamish. :-)
I'm a very quick learner, love books and read ALOT! Someday, I'll even finish one of my own dozen stories and be a "for-real" published author. Favorite genres include sci-fi/fantasy, mystery, horror, classics, steampunk and many more....just depends on what I'm in the mood to read. Same goes for music and movies...I have a wide range of tastes there, as well.
I'm well-traveled: born in CA, but grew up overseas in Germany. Have been to several other countries in Europe as well. Been back in the States since 1989 but still miss Germany.
Religion: Ahhh, here's where it gets sticky sometimes. I suppose I'd be classified as an atheist. I was raised Lutheran, but it never felt "right" to me and I've since recovered. :-) I've researched several other religious philosophies and respect them all, believing that at their core, all have the same goal and something good to offer. For myself, I've come to suspect there isn't anything beyond this life (or, if there is, it's just another natural process)....but hey, I'd be tickled pink to find out there IS something there! ...... I'd love to discover a "real" ghost! (Though I'd probably drive it nuts with all my questions!) *grin*
I have no children, but did always want to have one. (Though, now I suppose my "time" has passed for that). I do love kids and have plenty of room in my heart for yours!
What am I looking for? A half century of happiness, adventure and love with a man who is: Intelligent, educated, articulate, not afraid to share, embrace and truly FEEL his feelings, a wears-his-heart-on-his-sleeve type of guy, romantic, loves to connect physically (not just sex but lots of touches, cuddling, kisses and nibbling), attentive, makes me feel like I'm #1 and he's always thinking of me. Someone who thinks I'm totally awesome, even with my quirks and faults, and will let me treat him the same way! I'm looking for my best friend and lifetime love .... a man who knows what it means to love someone through both the good times and the struggles. A man who can both soar by my side and catch me when I stumble.
What do I offer the right man? All of the above and more. A unique combination of intelligence, passion, creativity, loyalty, inquisitiveness (I'm NOT shy!) and a zest for life. I can be your best friend, co-partner and explorer in life, and the person you can count on to always have your back. I'll massage your shoulders at the end of a tough day (yes, I was a "for real" massage therapist for 6 years!) ..... or be right there by your side on our latest adventure.
I've learned that the most important things in life are the relationships you have with the people you love. I'm an open-minded, good-hearted woman who has been knocked down more than once but is still stubborn enough to get back up and try again. Lots of laughter and deep, true love should be the goal for a good life. (Interestingly, though, I've discovered that most men run scared when faced with the real thing. Hmmm. Is true love really that scary? .... I refuse to believe so and I still believe that I deserve to find and give it. So..........are YOU brave enough for true love? :-)