Date women from United States / California / Monterey, 48 year old

Date a soulmate from California, United States. I'm a single mother that's very involved with my family. I have two children that still live under my roof. My other children help me watch them when I leave town. I'm looking for a responsible and loving person who enjoys life, the outdoors, going out to dinner, and dancing. I like to sing karaoke, and I've been riding horses since I was a child. I like to go snow skiing. I want a man with a beautiful smile and warm personality, who is a hard worker and not afraid of commitment. I enjoy cooking, and am ready to cook for that special someone. I have my work that requires my attention often, but I have time to enjoy life with someone looking for the same things I am.

Meet a woman from California, United States. Hi! Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. Hope (U) find something that piques your interest!
I'm a pretty dynamic dame! I'm often seen turning heads or causing racing heartbeats, sweaty palms, stamme(R)ing and tripping.
I have been known to redesign automobile car emission systems on my lunch break, making them more efficient while combating our increasing global warming dilemma. I write instructions for gadgets in five languages for a world renown company, write award-winning concertos and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row or swim the peninsula just under 1 hour. (1)
I mesmerize men with my sensuous, angelic voice, which pales to my bassoon playing. Which I've made a small fortune off of because I learned before birth to learn something that nobody else can do as well as me. I can be athletic too. I pilot rollerblades up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook ten minute, Minute Rice in just under five minutes and wearing only an apron...(AMAZING), agree?
I'm an expert in mosaic design and production, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in the bedroom-oops, I mean Tahiti! Using a jar of honey, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the African Bush from a ferocious colony of killer bees. I play rap harp, was scouted by Playboy, and I am the subject of numerous biographies. Whatta (CHIC)! In my spare time I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. Volunteer Work Rocks!
Children, mine, the community's, and probably yours too, love and adore me. I think it's because I see them so perfectly untainted that it would be cruel to not let them be who they are. But, they will tell you it's because I can hurl a tennis racket (AT) small moving objects with deadly accuracy while doing a head stand on a teacup. Go figure.
Now for the big (YAW-HOO): I once read Paradise Lost, The Bible, and Cien Anos de Soledad in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room floor that evening. Did I mention that I manage time efficiently? I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I was responsible for making all the Home Depots, Targets, etc. adopt the same floor plan across the continent. I invented GPS--but it was originally GPSL. You'll have to ask what that stands for.
I have performed several covert operations for the DMV. I sleep once a week: when I do sleep, I have vivid dreams of YOU! And I do mean VIVID! While on vacation in the South of France, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small lingerie store.
The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dance, I FROLIC, and my bills are all PAID! On weekends, to relax, I like to create pleasurable memories. Is a wink really necessary here?
I have won numerous contests: underwater map folding off the Great Barrier, cliff-diving off the UK Dover's, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Juliet, passed for Jennifer, performed a heart transplant, and I have spoken with Elvis, but not yet with Jesus. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I have not met YOU! I'm too busy to look under every rock for my ideal mate, and much too smart to visit every drinking establishment to find MY LOVE. And, Life is always too short for anyone who isn't dying to BE MY LOVE!
Oh, I can't forget, YOU.....I have only a few essentials: you look your age with lots of hair loss and the remaining is turning grey, you'll walk 500 miles, then 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at my door, and you can't and won't contain yourself when you see me!
Again, thanks for reading. Hope to hear from you. Photos by request or posted soon. I'm busy leading a life! Care to join me?
Oh, I'm not a member...but not impossible to find...either.
After editing....dang, am I amazing or what?
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