Date men and women from United States / California / La Verne, 53 year old

Date someone special from La Verne, United States. I am articulate, imaginative, educated and just a bit leery of returning to dating again after 17 years of faithful monogamy. Internet dating is an innovation with obvious and demonstrable potential, but the intimidation factor to those of us who are voluntarily techno-phobic is very high. Nonetheless, fortes fortuna adiuvat. (OK, that is something of a test; if you know the Latin without cheating, go directly to Go and collect my phone number. If you are intellectually curious enough to figure out the translation on your own, you are well on the road to becoming serious re-marriage material. But if you know enough to find and use an online translator program, I will find you out and shun you like the Luddite I am.)
Much to tell about myself, and never enough time to compose something at once authentic and enticing without sounding like advertising copy. "Ask me later" is a cop-out, and at my age and stage of life, any short of transparency is just a waste of everyone's time. So here's the nickle tour: I am a 5th generation Californian, who has traveled and worked elsewhere, but cannot imagine living in another part of the country, except, perhaps, Hawaii. I was raided in teh Pasadena area in comfort and privilege I never appreciated until I was an adult. Eight years at an all-boys prep school, private colleges, an abortive law school career, bouncing around in my twenties, and a very fun, but ultimately unsatisfying decade of promiscuity interspersed with months, sometimes years, of serial monogamy led me into teaching. Five years of that "fulfilling career" (read: borderline impoverishment) led to two decades in a specialized business niche, the last 12 of which have been as a self-employed hazardous waste disposal broker. Don't ask, unless you can't sleep. I also enjoy high-end private tutoring of select high school and undergraduate students. I have made and lost large amounts of money along the way, often painfully, but through these experiences I have come to appreciate the truly valuable parts of my life: the purr of the tomcat sleeping on my head every night for the past 15 years, the smell of the puppy snogging me awake before sunrise, the satisfaction of jobs well done for others (and, yes, I mean the cat box before she wakes, and the dinner she never expected. I cook 300 nights a year), the look of gratitude when bathing a parent on his or her deathbed, and the glance and touch of a good woman who has seen me at my very worst and stayed around anyway.
My name is Bill, and I have much more to add, but it is now after midnight, and I really should begin making my dinner. I am hoping life becomes a bit more managable when escrow closes later this month. But THAT belongs to a story I will complete here very soon....

Meet men and women from La Verne, United States. Ok, let's see if we're compatible! First and foremost, I am a Christian (and far from perfect). I'm still a bit of a tom boy. I love the outdoors - camping, horseback riding, hiking, bike riding, fishing (and yes, I bait my own hook and clean my own fish). I'm not afraid to get dirty or try new things. I also love being girlie. There's nothing like putting on a beautiful dress, high heels and enjoying a nice evening of dining and dancing! I'm honest, loyal and pretty down to earth. I really enjoy all that life has to offer. I'm sometimes down right silly and LOVE to laugh, dance and laugh some more! I love to eat but try to stay on the healthy side when possible.
I'm a true romantic at heart. I love the butterflies in my tummy, cuddling, kisses, and all that other mushy stuff that comes with a relationship, but let's see if we can be friends first :-). I've been separated for almost 2 years - Loooong story
I don't do drama and I don't care much for lying and arrogance. I value honesty, humbleness (not to be confused with weakness), and strength in your convictions.
Did I mention I don't beat around the bush when I feel very strong about something ;-)
Are we a match?